Mr. and Mrs. Diva

Settle down Nick Cannon. You host a talent show. You're not important enough to make demands about soap. From the National Enquirer:
Sounds like Nick Cannon's taking diva lessons from wife Mariah Carey, whose on-tour demands are legendary! When the "America's Got Talent" host stepped into the backstage bathroom at a Florida stadium charity event, he immediately bitched that the bar soap didn't cut it because "it's not the moisturizing kind." Nick's peeps instantly dispatched a gofer, who scoured local shops and returned 30 minutes later with the proper rub-a-dub for Nick's scrub. My SpyWitness, who later shook hands with Mr. Carey...er, Cannon, reports that his paw felt "silky smooth and dainty." (Print Edition - 9/20)
Can you really blame Nick? I know that when I travel, I always make sure the hotel's bath soaps are the moisturizing kind. Of course, that's because it's not just my hands that I'm moisturizing when I take 45 minute showers. Don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting Nick doesn't travel with his own "masturbation soap" like a civilized person -- I'm just saying that if given the chance, the hotel's amenity-sized body lotion works as a fantastic substitute. Thanks a lot Gwyneth Paltrow and your fantastic newsletter! It's full of great tips!

*15 Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

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[WENN]
  • Whorrible

    I don't use "amenity-sized body lotion" when I masturbate in a hotel room. I use the rug.

  • Paul

    You forget, Nick's hands touch the delicate skin of his sainted wife, therefore, they cannot be rough or chaffed.

  • wawa

    Psst. You misspelled 'douchebag.'


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