the sizee af that heafer :L:L:L ye have ta laughhhh bey hilerious! the CHINSSSS on it :L FAAAAAAAT BITCCCCCH HAHA!!!!!

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I'd still fuck her.

same

You sure that's not Aretha Franklin?

That baby factory is waaaaaaaaaay closed.

I'm talking cobwebs, dropcloths on the machinery, tumbleweed, an aching moan echoing w/in the hollow walls of her uterus. The whole works.

There is NO baby! Nice (((Champagne))) glass, Moo-Moo.

The diva bitch is too old, too barren.

Stop hating on mariah carey , leave her alone when she is ready to tell her true fans that she is pregnant she will.The people who are making fun of her weight is just jealous.

my name is malie jean

I HAVE TO CONGRATULATE THE WRITER OF THIS SHORT PIECE AS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ONLINE IN A WHILE...

wtf have of yall commenting may be bigger than mariah and so what she still looks good and have the money to be fat so shove the taste of your miserable lives down your throat and leave mariah alone

Hey Kool-Aid!

"Hostess Cannon" has such a nice ring to it!

Tell me that ain't more than baby fat. Like maybe she maybe has hydralic swelling.

LOL!!....Poor cake! It doesnt stand a chance!

Well, this is one of the funniest one liners I've ever read.

She's huge!