No one really cares

No one really cares about Lindsay Lohan

"Straight to video" -- Lindsay Lohan needs to get used to hearing that phrase for the next decade or so. From the Chicago Sun Times:

While the producers of "Inferno" have announced the Linda Lovelace film starring Lindsay Lohan now will be moved to Los Angeles -- to accommodate the actress' stint in rehab and expected return to jail in late October -- it all may be moot.

Several key Hollywood players I spoke with Sunday told me there's little interest in the project about the "Deep Throat" star.

"No one cares about her, or frankly Lindsay either, at this point," said a veteran studio bigshot. "You can sense that this will be a project that will go straight to video, even if it ever really is finished."

You've got to feel sorry for the producers of this movie. Their main star is quarantined in rehab, and the only other person in Hollywood with as much experience deep-throating -- Ricky Martin -- doesn't really fit the part. Of course, once Lindsay is locked up, the film's director will have the perfect location to make the movie Lindsay should have been cast in in the first place: Lesbians Behind Bars, The Prequel.

*10 Lindsay Lohan FAIL pictures total in the gallery:

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Mystikal

I feel sorry for the younger generation that considers her a role model...there's only so much sympathy you can have for a repeat offender before you just call it quits and focus you're attention on people who actually matter...pardon the reality check...

Paul

Myself and LiLo's legions of fans care deeply about her. We want her to get well and go back to being the super acting talent that she is. She is such a lovely girl and has a really sweet personality, if she can just get this monkey off her back. Hopefully she is getting the best of professional care. Get well, LiLo, get well.

Anon

More like debuting on late night Starz and streaming Netflix. Without the promised "full frontal" violent nudity, this suckfest would probably open up on TBS.