Lindsay thinks it's all a big joke

Lindsay Lohan has a coke addiction

Don't think for a second that Lindsay Lohan is freaking out about her court appearance tomorrow (and really, why should she be?). Us Weekly says she tweeted her apology for failing a drug test FROM A GOD DAMN BAR. In Lindsay's defense, it was happy hour and she's a stickler for a good value:

A witness saw the star craft her statement that night on her Blackberry at Hollywood eatery Magnolia -- and tells the new Us Weekly that a flippant Lohan laughed and quaffed Jack and Cokes as she typed.

Lohan composed her missive as her assistant and a male pal coached her on how to make it "more personal," the witness recounts. "Her friend would say, 'No, use 'setback,' don't say 'mistake.' They'll say you make mistakes all the time!" The friend went on, "It's better to say you're responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual." Lohan's response: "She giggled" and had her assistant order her another Jack and Coke, the Magnolia spy tells Us.

Once the final copy was sent off to her management team -- Lou Taylor and Larry Rudolph, who famously helped Britney Spears clean up -- Lohan wasn't "emotional," says the witness.

The actress, who has been to rehab four times, even joked about drinking whiskey that night, telling pals, "What are you gonna do? I'm ill" -- making air quotes with her fingers.

Of course Lindsay tweeted her apology from a bar -- that's where she is most of the day. If this story was about me tweeting an apology, I'm sure I would have been seen at the powerlifting gym. "You should have seen how much he was squatting! It was insane!"

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Yves Sarasin

Nicely written Paul.

If i am an expert, truly i don't know, however i am sensitive to Lindsay improvement. I (as well as millions (1 000 000 +) of fans) need her to do good to have their own agenda successfully conducted. We depend on her to do as well good. She is a role model - she is (she will be)the white Oprah.

Yves Sarasin

Well well, why harassing this young siren once more....Lindsay is a complex creature that need to be fed by love..love and our understanding that is a great recipe to get back strong for this nice flower. Please send her positives subatomical particules. Involved youself in something big...participate and become responsible to see Lindsay win an Oscar.

thank you all

PS Lindsay is not a sick poppy....the press is jealous.

Paul

I am so glad to have it confirmed by an expert that LiLo is not a sick poppy.

Herman Bumfudle

lol.

Paul

It may be true. LiLo may be a sick poppy. We will have to wait and see.

Paul

But than again, I am convinced that LiLo means well and wants to get the monkey off her back. Its just that unsavory sorts surround her She runs with bad company that gets her in trouble every time. She she needs is some love and understanding and to be surrounded by good role models. We all need to reach out and try and help this troubled young lady.