John Mayer leaving Matsuhisa restaurant in Beverly Hills (8/17)

Normally a celeb losing their phone isn't really news. After all, who cares that Kirstie Alley has Domino's on speed dial. John Mayer is a different story. Whereas Kirstie Alley likes taking pictures of her cats with her iPhone, John prefers naked pics of whatever famous piece of ass he happens to wake up next to in the morning. Which is why him losing his phone is pretty awesome. From the National Enquirer:

Biggest fear for most celebs when they lose a cell phone is some strange-o accessing their VIP contacts and prank-calling A-list pals -- but the fallout would be much worse for Badboy John, who's made no bones about his skanky-panky with rich and famous females. Revealed a close friend: "He told me his cell contains personal photos -- and videos -- of some of the famous women he's dated." Shuddered My Spy: "John's just frantic over the missing phone. He hopes it's lying on the bottom of the Hudson River!" (Print Edition)

Half the chicks in Hollywood must be shitting bricks right now -- not because pictures of themselves naked might hit the Internets, but because they'll be exposed for actually hooking up with John Mayer. The only thing more demeaning to a woman than sleeping with that guy is appearing on an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Let's just hope for John's sake that he did what most guys do when they take naked pictures of chicks with their phones: immediately delete them sent them to his friends.

*5 John Mayer pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]