Jennifer Lopez watching her husband Marc Anthony perform at American Airlines Arena in Miami (9/17)

Money and hunger are a dangerous combination . . . especially for J.Lo's ass. From the New York Post:
Jennifer Lopez will not be denied her favorite biscuits. J. Lo wanted to have a 42nd birthday party for her husband, Marc Anthony, at The Lion on West Ninth Street, but the restaurant was booked by Calvin Klein Inc. for a dinner following the firm's runway show.

Lopez ended up throwing the party with Benny Medina at the Bowery Hotel, but she sent her driver to pick up 50 biscuits from The Lion while Katie Holmes, Julianne Moore, Desiree Rogers, Ethan Hawke and Francisco Costa dined inside.
What the hell's so special about these biscuits? They must taste so damn good that J.Lo needs them like Marc Anthony a rat needs cheese. Perhaps what's in the biscuits (trans fat) is the secret behind Jennifer's round and bulbous ass. If that's the case, it might be a good idea for Audrina Patridge to order a lifetime supply's worth (see here).

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  • madelynn

    Whoever views Jenny as fat (she isn't): I have to wonder what kind of personal body image they have - or are they're past-due for an eye exam.

  • Eli

    I agree, Marc has grown on me and they actually compliment each other. If she wants to please her man on what he likes to eat on his birthday, who's business is it anyway. Can't want to for new CD Love? in December and can't wait to hear the little girl giggle, say what you want to say she will be good in AI!!

  • Anonymous

    Mark has grown on me, and if Jenny wants her biscuits, dammit run and get them.

  • Twitter @RIM_BlackPad

    I like the ratface dig. ;-) heh

    Follow me on Twitter and I'll donate $1 (USD) to myself.

  • anonymous

    she's definitely a demanding bitch but it's doesn't mean i won't butter her biscuits.

  • Whorrible

    My God! Audrina's ass is almost as flat as Kate Hudson's chest!

  • JD

    If she'd lay off the buscuits, maybe she wouldn't be so fat.


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