Jennifer Aniston outside Comedy Central studios in New York (8/19)

Jennifer Aniston may have finally found a man who won't cheat on her, dump her, and then build a perfect life with someone way way hotter . . . oh, did I say "man"? I meant "test tube." From IUC:
A longtime associate of Aniston told IUC this weekend that, as a hedge against her advancing age, the star actress recently had her eggs frozen at a Southern California fertility clinic. The source added that she expects Aniston to retrieve her frozen eggs for conception soon. “She will be an amazing mother,” the source said. “Jen is incredible with children. For so many years she’s wanted to have children. She’s financially positioned to bring kids into the world and provide them with an amazing life.”
Jen has a movie out about artificial insemination and this "associate" just happens to mention that she's doing something similar in real life? What an incredible coincidence. Let me guess, for Jen's next movie, she'll be an astronaut and some mysterious "source" will bring up the fact that she's planning a trip to the moon. Sorry Hollywood, these sort of art imitating life "leaks" will only get my attention if the actress is in the porn industry . . . and visiting my house to deliver a pizza. "Of course I don't mind you taking your shirt off because the steaming pizza made you so sweaty and hot . . . annnnnnnnd there goes my dick in your mouth."

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  • Charaze

    @DKNY Have your eyes checked, will ya?

    Jen wants to have babies because that has not been the reason why every guy she dated stayed with her. Brad wanted to have babies and she doesn't want to. Look at Ben Affleck now, too!

    So, someone shun some light for Jen that she needs to love babies for men to stick with her.

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  • DKNY

    Jennifer Aniston is much hotter than Angelina Jolie. Angelina is mostly hype. She's pretty, but certainly not hot.

  • someone

    I don't believe this story, and I hardly think a friend or an associate of Jens would release a story like this even if it was true..she for the most part is below the radar unless she has a movie coming out, the media loves to throw a lie or two out there to cause a feeding frenzy for the haters...like most of the people who have already posted on here.

  • Anonymous

    Jenn is a sad sad case. She is good looking, and sexy, but men soon tire of her, and cheat on her. What is wrong with the girl, is she frigid, does she have a personality disorder, is she a little psycho? She just cannot sustain a relationship. What is that girls problem?

  • Anonymous

    Jenn is a sad sad case. She is good looking, and sexy, but men soon tire of her, and cheat on her. What is wrong with the girl, is she frigid, does she have a personality disorder, is she a little psycho? She just cannot sustain a relationship. What is that girls problem?

  • Mancuso

    Dude... she somehow manages to stay consistently hot while getting sadder by the day. It's depressing. Erecti-fyingly depressing, somehow.

  • Al

    You can't trust those freezers to be faithful, moral and right, didn't anyone hear on Howard that he has two massive ice freezers that don't work for shit. Jen will be hauling allot of ice from WAWA the next few years.

  • Jenny

    Maybe she is waiting/hoping for Brad to become the father of her child. It is always possible that Brad will break the evil spell that devil Angie has him under, and return to Jenn.

  • anonymous

    man, can this chick go 5 minutes without thinking about men, motherhood, babies...

    i think all these recent movies like switch and backup plan basically are pull from tabloid stories about jennifer's life and made into movies

    she should just have the kid already

  • Amanabouttown

    I would drag my ball and butt across red hot coals, for the opportunity to fertilise Jennifer, just as long as I could do it the old fashioned way.

  • Bubba

    No good will come of this. There will be hell to pay, I reckon.


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