September 2010 NUDE!


Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, September 29

Reality star Tess Taylor (Pretty Wild) leaving Teddy's Nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Danielle Harris at the premiere of Hatchet II at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Victoria Justice outside WPIX-TV Studios in New York (pics start here)

Catherine Zeta Jones at the "Welcome To Wales" concert at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff (pics start here)

Liv Tyler walking her son Milo to school in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus leaving the Newsroom Cafe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bill Rancic and Giuliana Rancic signing their new book I Do, Now What? at Borders in Chicago (pics start here)

Rihanna arriving at Da Silvano restaurant New York (pics start here)

Mira Sorvino at the "2010 Save The Children" awards in Madrid (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger
and Lewis Hamilton in Singapore (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde riding a bike in Santa Monica (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gabby Neiers Paparazzi Drunk 1
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  • Gabby Neiers Paparazzi Drunk 1
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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Guess whose big boobs are doing The Simpsons . . . [PopEater]

+ Lindsay's money problems are finally solved! [The Superficial]
+ Guess that celebrity cleavage [Celebuzz]
+ Christina Hendricks doesn't really have the nicest ass [IDLYITW]
+ Some Model Mayhem chick topless (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl is smoking hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Nicole Richie is looking overtanned [moejackson]
+ Serves this bitch right [Cele|bitchy]

+ The Situation has a small dick [Dlisted]
+ Guess what gold-digging whore is doing Oprah? [The Blemish]
+ Lady Gaga is everyone [CityRag]
+ Like a hotter, bigger-boobed version of Rihanna [Double Viking]

*9 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Marcia Cross Mom Jeans 1
  • Marcia Cross Mom Jeans 2
  • Marcia Cross Mom Jeans 3
  • Marcia Cross Mom Jeans 4
  • Marcia Cross Mom Jeans 5

Hana Nitsche

German model Hana Nitsche

*21 Hana Nitsche pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures 1
  • Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures 2
  • Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures 3
  • Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures 4
  • Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures 5

Raica Oliveira bikini pictures!

That's Brazilian supermodel Raica Oliveira on her boyfriend Javier Hidalgo's yacht off the coast of Ibiza over the weekend. Wait a minute, boyfriend? What happened to that whole "I just don't want to be in a relationship right now" line she told me. You lying whore.

*31 Raica Oliveira bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 1
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 2
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 3
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 4
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 5
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 1
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  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 3
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 4
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  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 1
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  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 9
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 10
  • Raica Oliveira Boating Bikini 11

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Katy Perry squeezing her boobs for a photoshoot [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kelly Brook and her big boobs are fashionable [Popoholic]
+ Tom Cruise has a nice 'stache [Just Jared]
+ Former Baywatch star Erika Eleniak topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Which celeb just died of a drug overdose? [PopEater]

+ Emma Watson likes short shorts [Celebuzz]
+ Jessica Alba just got a booty call [moejackson]
+ Why did Ashton Kutcher cheat on Demi Moore? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Fresh picked herb [CityRag]

LIST OF THE DAY
: 25 Gross Old Men with Young Chicks

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Anna Paquin Shopping Ass 1
  • Anna Paquin Shopping Ass 2
  • Anna Paquin Shopping Ass 3
  • Anna Paquin Shopping Ass 4
  • Anna Paquin Shopping Ass 5

Miley Cyrus leaving Chuck's Vintage in West Hollywood (9/27)

Miley, you're not 18 yet (two months). Settle down and put on a Joey Lawrence shirt or whatever the hell kids are wearing these days. Even the girls Dateline uses for their underage stings don't dress this provocatively.

*6 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus See Through Hillbilly 1
  • Miley Cyrus See Through Hillbilly 2
  • Miley Cyrus See Through Hillbilly 3
  • Miley Cyrus See Through Hillbilly 4
  • Miley Cyrus See Through Hillbilly 5

Justin Bieber is one rich little dude

Justin Bieber can legally date girls still in high school and he never has to worry about money again for the rest of his life. Dude has it made. The Smoking Gun says:
Justin Bieber earns a minimum of $300,000 per concert, placing him near the top of the summertime tour earnings list, contract records show.

The 16-year-old performer earns more per gig than established acts like Sheryl Crow ($146,500), Weezer ($150,000), and Bret Michaels ($64,000). Bieber, though, does not command as much as Rascal Flatts ($702,500), Kiss ($500,000), or Keith Urban ($487,500).

Like many acts, Bieber can earn more than his guaranteed $300,000 fee based on gross box office receipts (GBOR), a percentage of which is provided to the teen star post-concert. Additionally, when promoters provide Bieber with sound and lighting systems, that is a show cost for which the young performer is not responsible.

Bieber, represented by the powerhouse Creative Artists Agency, does not pay for an opening act, is guaranteed “100% Headline billing,” and closes all shows, according to his standard performance contract.
$300K for one night? That's ridiculous. The only people who should be making that kind of money for a single evening of work are the hush-money skanks of Tiger Woods' harem. Besides, why are people paying to see Justin in concert anyway? If you want to see an effeminate dude with a lesbian haircut, just tune into a Patriots game and watch Tom Brady.

*12 Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:

  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 1
  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 2
  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 3
  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 4
  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 5
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  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 9
  • Justin Bieber Makes How Much 10

Alessandra Ambrosio 

Alessandra Ambrosio at the amfAR party during Milan Fashion Week (9/28)

*32 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Gala 1
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Gala 2
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Gala 3
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Gala 4
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Gala 5
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Gala 1
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Jessica Alba leaving a bank in Beverly Hills (9/28)

I swear, I can't bring my dad around any of my rich and famous Hollywood friends without him acting like a complete jackass. Bono won't even return my calls because of the "toilet incident" in Monaco.

*25 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Weird Guy 1
  • Jessica Alba Weird Guy 2
  • Jessica Alba Weird Guy 3
  • Jessica Alba Weird Guy 4
  • Jessica Alba Weird Guy 5
  • Jessica Alba Weird Guy 1
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I wonder if the champagne is Korbel?

If you have to pay 10 cents more for a greeting card next month, blame Paris Hilton. Hallmark just paid her a shitload of money to settle a lawsuit. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS BITCH! From Yahoo!:
The socialite has settled a lawsuit against the company over a greeting card that featured a scene seemingly ripped from her old reality show "The Simple Life." The caption read "Paris's First Day as a Waitress" and made a pun on her trademarked catch phrase, "That's Hot." In 2007, Hilton sued, claiming her publicity rights had been violated.

Last week, attorneys for Hilton and Hallmark advised a California judge that they had reached a settlement. A confidentiality provision limits the release of exact terms.
Phew! Thank God. It's nice to see that Paris Hilton will be awarded even MORE money than she's already earned through hard work being born. It's stories like these -- where the little guy triumphs over the big evil corporation -- that prove that the American Dream of profiting from frivolous lawsuits is still alive and well. It's why we're better than Mexico and China. You suck Mexico and China!

*20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Lawsuit Win 1
  • Paris Hilton Lawsuit Win 2
  • Paris Hilton Lawsuit Win 3
  • Paris Hilton Lawsuit Win 4
  • Paris Hilton Lawsuit Win 5
  • Paris Hilton Lawsuit Win 1
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