Heidi Montag is flashy . . . and the morning links

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Malibu (9/20)

+ Shania Twain is still hot [PopEater]

+ The chubby one has a huge wang [The Superficial]
+ Does Vanessa mean Zac's beard or his "beard" [Celebuzz]
+ If Lindsay wants to earn a quick $50k . . . [IDLYITW]
+ Puffy's baby momma in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hilary Duff rocking the f*ck-me boots [Popoholic]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Sofia Vergara is some quality Colombian ass [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Doutzen Kroes is rather beautiful [moejackson]

+ Model FAIL [Dlisted]
+ Ashton Kutcher is in deep shit [The Blemish]
+ Nicole Richie has breasts (NSFW) [CityRag]
+ Like a skinnier JWoww [Double Viking]

*11 Heidi Montag upskirt pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

conk

Is her nasty vagina made of plastic too?...why do you post these worthless lames?

Nissen

Thought these two broke up.

Betty

They do make a cute couple. Is that what people in California usually wear to walk in the surf?

DW

Yeah , what's with the two watches?????

Paul

Very simple. Keep track of time in two different time zones. Spencer is always prepared. He is also a secret agent for a governmental agency that deals in international affairs.

anonymous

like paris's "atomic" job connection in japan?

dude seriously stop watching 70's james bond movies; your jokes are way out of date.

Ashton Kutcher

Why is the douchebag wearing watches on both of his arms? Is that a douchebag thing? I haven't seen that before. It's very douchebaggy.

anonymous

it's to tell him when his fifteen minutes are up and when heidi's fifteen minutes are up.

Gdrive

Well the batteries must be dead. He won't go away

Paul

Thank You Celebslam. It is good to wake up to a picture of Hollywoods two most beautiful people, and most beloved also, back together again. Heidi and Spencer, look at the joy and love on their faces. These two were ment to be together.

Anonymous

Go fuck yourself, Paul.

Def

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