Heidi Montag bikini pics! (Costa Rica - 9/11)

Here's some pictures of Heidi Montag in Costa Rica on Saturday (she's back in L.A. today). It looks like she had a really fun day at the beach -- especially when her top almost fell off (picture here). I guess that's what she gets for cheaping out and buying a DD bikini from Victoria's Secret. Heidi, silly, that size is for small-breasted women.

*32 Heidi Montag bikini pictures total in the gallery:


  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 1
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 2
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 3
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 4
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 5
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 1
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 2
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 3
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 4
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 5
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 6
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 7
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 8
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 9
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 10
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 11
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 12
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 13
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 14
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 15
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 16
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 17
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 18
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 19
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 20
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 21
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 22
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 23
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 24
  • Heidi Montag Costa Rica Bikini 25
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  • Juergen

    I think that DD-bikinitop is too big for her fake silicone-assets.
    I love the too-small skimpy look of bikini-tops. That couldn't cover
    so big assets half the time. Another chance she should wear very skimpy triangle-top in C-Cup size. What's the problem if a nipple or breast comes out of the top. ???

  • dd

    Wow. I'm a natural 32C and I CANT even wear a bikini top with straps! This is such a clear fame whore move, looks like she yanked the damn top down after a little bouncing didn't do the trick.

  • she wearing some fakes, but we liked her earlier also!! what happened to her nose??

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  • NeNe

    Is it just me, but her huge chest doesn't look like it belongs on her tiny frame? I think if she reduces her breast size, she might look pretty banging. Now, to me, she looks just plain weird.

  • Zac

    Heidi is so fake. I'd rather see a real woman, like Kelly Brook.

  • LV

    She looks super cute without make-up on and the orange fake tan.

  • Anonymous

    She is She is

  • jake

    huh? I don't see anything wrong with her top...

  • SEX

    MAY WE ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR QUEEN HEIDI!!

    PERFECTION, FLAWLESS, GODDESS, TALENT, REAL, ETC...

    SHE IS THE VOICE OF ARE GENERATION!!

  • Erok Colquitt

    lets stop kidding ourselves here.

    ok Heidi Montag isnt Olivia Wilde or Megan Fox or Rachel Bilson or any other impossible to snag dream fuck we've lusted over on this site over the years.

    she is what she is, a vacuous blond fuck doll built for godless condom-less anal sex.

    the perfect dream hookup or grudge fuck that any sane man with a penis would nail after a night out at the bar.

    let he who is not guilty of wanting to nail this chick cast the first stone.

  • Anonymous

    A real man could not treat a goddess that way. He would put her on a pedistal and worship her golden body.

  • Whorrible

    And a real woman isn't made out of plastic.

  • Whorrible

    You sir are a god among men.

  • Master yoda

    She looks awkward and uncomfortable. Seems for the first time, she may be thinking all this surgery was a mistake.

  • Whippet

    Why does it look like she has the expression of a naughty dog permanently on her face these days? You know, the one your dog has when he is being reprimanded?

  • Anonymous

    most men's dicks are so ridiculously small.



    but women get all the work done.

    not me.

    fck men.

    sexist shitbags



  • sammy7

    heidi is a goddess!

  • Amanabouttown

    You could drag my ball and butt over broken glass, to get me to Heidi's bed. She has an awesome body.

    She looks lonesome though, like maybe she misses her Spencer and wants him bad. Spencer is her sex poodle.

  • anonymous

    What the hell is that thing on her nose? She get more surgery done?

    Hate to admit it considering how fake and annoying she is but she's got one banging body. It would be fun to play with.

  • Translucent

    It's suntan lotion you black asshole.

  • anonymous

    It's clearly some sort of bandage shit for brains.

    I wish the doctor kicked your mother in the head and aborted you while she was knocked out.

  • Translucent

    He did...right after he face-fucked your mother while your father gargled his balls.

  • anonymous

    Well that's a lie because if he did kick your mom in the head and aborted you...your ass wouldn't be in existence now wouldn't it shit for brains?

    Anyway, tell your mom I loved the way she blew me while your girlfriend licked my asshole. But, I still think they are skank bitches.

  • Translucent

    I'll be sure to tell them...right after I'm done shitting in your mom's mouth as your dad cowers in the corner crying about it. Oh, and please ask your mom to wash out her snatch. It's starting to smell like rotten tuna mixed with vinegar and Draino.

  • anonymous

    At least I still don't live with my parents like you do, right-- shit for brains?

    Your e-thuggin' for no reason just screams poor pathetic sod whose life sucks.

    Go ahead, end yourself. Suicide is the new black these days.

    I'd tell you to tell your girlfriend she needs to quit biting dicks when she give my boys head but we all know you don't have one.

  • Translucent

    Well, you were doing pretty well there for a moment with your insults, but after this last comment, it's abundantly clear that those first few barbs are all you've got. Sadly, it's now apparent that you're just a moron with a limited vocabulary and even more limited life experiences. With that being said, I see no reason to continue our tete a tete. I'd never pick on the handicapped - it's gauche.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

  • anonymous

    oh I have more but arguing with fag is like shit stains on a bathroom wall it's utterly pointless. This post is a 15 second waste of my time which I won't waste any more.

    And since you didn't deny anything, I must have hit some truth to my words about your pathetic loser life.

    Fuck off and fuck you.

    /end yourself.


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