Heidi and her boobs are in Costa Rica

Heidi Montag bikini photos! (9/8 - Costa Rica)

PICTURED: Heidi Montag in Costa Rica today, staring at her awesome tits in a mirror and contemplating if she should squeeze them both and giggle like a schoolgirl. OK, I don't know for sure that she's staring at a mirror and thinking that, but it's definitely something I would do if I had tits bigger than Justin Bieber's head.

*28 Heidi Montag bikini photos total in the gallery:

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[Pacific Coast News]

conk

What she is wearing is really sexy, just not on this useless, horse faced, fake and plastic, waste of space.

jake

@Johnny Noir

I think she has a great butt - you obviously haven't seen her honeymoon bikini pics.

Johnny Noir

Of all the media-created Frankenstein women out there I like Heidi the best. It's not like she's perky either. She's as stiff a wooden mannequin, but I think that's just her personality, or lack thereof. It ruins her whole look to have a flat backside. I just hope she makes enough money to afford the butt implants she so desperately needs.

Anonymous

I think I see some crows feet! You better charge in there and get that taken care of!

Jake

The more i see of her, the more i like her. That body is rocking

Nate

Never thought of her as hot, till these photos. Girl looks crazy hott!!! (maybe its the whole lesbian sex tape thing, I duno?) HOTT!

Anonymous

She is waiting for Spencer to join her. According to TMZ, they are both considering moving to Costa Rica. Spencer will massage her breasts and other body parts several times a day.

Al

The kid looks good, let's give it to her. She need to abort that cancer producing asshole, hire a real manager, make solid career choices instead of doing fame whore maneuvers in her sleep.

Nick Manning

I have to admit, she does have a great body. Of course it's all bought and paid for, but it's a great body. I would bang her!

Lizzy

Of course she should squeeze and massage them. Got to keep those implants from getting hard, and besides it feels real good. I know from personal experience.

I think her breasts are perfectly proportioned to the rest of her body. She has great beauty, and an empty head.