George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis

George Clooney might actually be getting serious with his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. Which is weird because he's George freaking Clooney. The longest he should ever date a woman is two to three hours. From the Chicago Sun Times:

The recent visit by George Clooney and girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis to her parents' home on the Italian island of Sardinia have further fueled all those tales about the couple being engaged -- and even rumors the actress and model is expecting the Oscar winner's child. Those stories have all been firmly denied by Clooney's camp.

It must have been hard for George to meet Elisabetta's parents. After nailing so many women over the years, how was he supposed to convince her parents that she was any different?

Clooney: "Look, I know I've banged a lot of skanks over the years, but I've decided that your skank is the one for me."
Elisabetta's Dad: "Sir, I find that offensive and an insult to my precious daughter's reputa-."
Clooney: "Did I mention that I'm filthy filthy rich? Like, disgustingly so."
Elisabetta's Dad: "Salud!"

*11 George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]