The Claridge's Hotel in London 

In Touch Weekly says David Beckham cheated on Victoria Beckham in 2007 with a "high-class" call girl who won't keep her fucking mouth shut. Yes, if true, I'm sure 2007 was the only time David cheated. He probably recognized the error of his ways right after his blowjob was finished and then immediately became faithful again. It happens all the time. From the mag:

“It was a high,” Irma, 26, tells In Touch. “All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.”

Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”

During their initial sexual encounter, David even opened up about wife of 11 years, Victoria. Irma says that David told her he preferred Victoria’s old curvier body. “He was saying that he liked her body more before,” she says. David also revealed to Irma that he is “more of a butt man than a breast man.”

I call bullshit on this story. There's no way David Beckham and his dreamy six-pack (no homo) would have to pay a woman $10,000 to sleep with him. The guy probably gets more solicitations for sex than a teenager at R. Kelly's house. Oh, and here's a newsflash for Irma, the "former high-class call girl": it wasn't the hotel's perfumed lotion that made David's dick burn. It was your worn-out vagina.

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[Mavrixonline]