Sean Penn and Charlize Theron dating?

Sean Penn is probably nailing Charlize Theron. Aw dammit, you lucky prick. From In Touch Weekly:
Tongues were wagging when Sean Penn and Charlize Theron walked into Via Veneto for dinner in Santa Monica on August 5. According to a pal, the pair have been friends for years, and Sean, 50, has been there for Charlize, 35, lending her a shoulder to cry on. “He helped her through her split with Stuart [Townsend],” says the pal. Although an insider says the two are not dating, Charlize and Sean were being cute and flirty throughout the meal. And Sean “thinks she’s beautiful, and she thinks he’s brilliant.”
Charlize thinks Sean is "brilliant"? Since when does being a loudmouthed, deranged, anti-American ass make a person "brilliant"? By that logic, Charlize probably thinks Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Gwyneth Paltrow are Mensa scholars. Sadly, now that I know these two hang out, there's only one thing Charlize can do to ever get me to see another one of her movies: humanitarian work  support our veterans more nude scenes (like this one - NSFW).

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