Sean Penn and Charlize Theron dating?

Sean Penn is probably nailing Charlize Theron. Aw dammit, you lucky prick. From In Touch Weekly:
Tongues were wagging when Sean Penn and Charlize Theron walked into Via Veneto for dinner in Santa Monica on August 5. According to a pal, the pair have been friends for years, and Sean, 50, has been there for Charlize, 35, lending her a shoulder to cry on. “He helped her through her split with Stuart [Townsend],” says the pal. Although an insider says the two are not dating, Charlize and Sean were being cute and flirty throughout the meal. And Sean “thinks she’s beautiful, and she thinks he’s brilliant.”
Charlize thinks Sean is "brilliant"? Since when does being a loudmouthed, deranged, anti-American ass make a person "brilliant"? By that logic, Charlize probably thinks Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Gwyneth Paltrow are Mensa scholars. Sadly, now that I know these two hang out, there's only one thing Charlize can do to ever get me to see another one of her movies: humanitarian work  support our veterans more nude scenes (like this one - NSFW).

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  • TheSinic

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    "an insider says the two are not dating"

  • Charaze

    Not such a lovely couple. Charlize Theron could do better than Sean Penn.

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  • Acemeister79

    Charlise should run from that douchebag. I see his current roll-out-the-money commercial. Maybe shame your commie buds in Cuba, Venezuela or China to pay for the starving kids, Spicoli - all the money spent by us to save the world buys nothing but unescapable debt for America and loathing from the third world. Up yours, Penn - you greasy bastard.

  • Gdrive

    Noooooo!!!!!

  • Bre

    OOOhhhhhh NOOOO! This is bull. I don't think is true. He is horrible!!!She's beautiful and talented!!! I will be so dissapointed if this is true!!!:(

  • Lew

    My respect for her just went waaaayyy down!

  • Anonymous

    She must be into daily beatings and humiliation, or the power couple "status".

  • Bubba

    The lady has no class. There will be hell to pay, I reckon.


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