Brooklyn Decker says things
Brooklyn Decker is fairly attractive
Poor Brooklyn Decker. She says she doesn’t have the right body for runway modeling. I swear, voluptuous bikini models like Brooklyn and my girlfriend have it so rough in life. *sigh* From the New York Post:
Brooklyn Decker, the luscious blond wife of tennis champ Andy Roddick, knows she’s not anorexic enough, or grungy enough, to be a runway model. “I have boobs. I’m very all-American,” she tells Page Six Magazine, which is coming free with The Post Tuesday.
“I wasn’t edgy. Plus, I’d walk in and be like, ‘Hey guys!’ with a big smile on my face. And they’d be like, ‘You are not cool. You are too nice’ . . . But funnily enough, the second I started accepting that this is who I am, I started working a ton.”
Brooklyn just can’t stop talking about her boobs — and she isn’t the only one. Those things are more perfect than a morning sunrise, child’s laugh, and clean bill of health from your doctor after a sleepover at Paris Hilton’s house. Unfortunately, Brooklyn is wrong about one thing: she isn’t your typical “All-American” girl. That distinction now goes to Kirstie Alley. Screw you fast food industry.
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