Ashley Greene is really good at wearing spandex

Ashley Greene leaving a gym in Studio City (9/29)

Can we pass a law that Ashley Greene can wear nothing but spandex from now on? I know it’s kind of silly but we have a lot of dumb laws on the books. For example, it’s against the law for an employer to discriminate on the basis of gender. I mean, what’s up with that? You feminists need to just lighten up and worry about more important things. Like baking. Those cupcakes better be moist to the touch this time or it’s your ass.


September 30, 2010 - 5:00 pm