September 2010 NUDE!

Amanda Brandao

Brazilian model Amanda Brandao

*22 Amanda Brandao pictures total in the gallery:

Ashley Greene leaving a gym in Studio City (9/29)

Can we pass a law that Ashley Greene can wear nothing but spandex from now on? I know it's kind of silly but we have a lot of dumb laws on the books. For example, it's against the law for an employer to discriminate on the basis of gender. I mean, what's up with that? You feminists need to just lighten up and worry about more important things. Like baking. Those cupcakes better be moist to the touch this time or it's your ass.

*15 Ashley Greene pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Britney Spears' dress is on backwards [Just Jared]

+ Heidi Klum's hottest 4 moments [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Oh. My. Gosh. I. Am. So. Shocked. [PopEater]
+ Miranda Kerr really let herself go [Popoholic]
+ Rosie Perez has hard nips [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Jessica Simpson is being used [Cele|bitchy]
+ Italian hottie Luisa Corna [Holy Taco]
+ In sex tape news . . . [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ J.Lo already causing problems on American Idol set [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 6 Most Annoying Celebrity Laughs

*10 pictures total in the gallery:

Katherine Jenkins performing at Ryder Cup Opening Ceremony at Celtic Manor in Newport, Wales (9/30)

Wow, Tiger can't stop staring at the back of Katherine's dress. It must be wrinkled or something. He should tell her.

Kate Beckinsale in Santa Monica (9/26)

Look, Kate Beckinsale is so horny that she can't help but stick her tongue out and think about wanting to give a super hot blowjob to a random stranger. Or, ya' know, she's just annoyed by the paparazzi. Definitely one of those two.

*25 Kate Beckinsale pictures total in the gallery:

Eliza Dushku 

Eliza Dushku leaving the Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills (9/29)

*25 Eliza Dushku short shorts pictures total in the gallery:

Paz de la Huerta nude!

That's Paz de la Huerta butt-ass naked in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple. You may recognize Paz as Lucy in HBO's new miniseries Boardwalk Empire. Or maybe not. Maybe you don't even watch TV because you're too busy volunteering at the local children's hospital and doing 5k walks to raise money for cancer research. I don't really care. It's your life to waste, buddy.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Paz de la Huerta nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Paz de la Huerta nude pictures total in the gallery:

The injured paparazzo on scene

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits may be charged with hit-and-run after he ran over the leg of Chaz Bono a paparazzo last night with his Bentley (action pic here) and then left the scene. Boy if I had a nickel for every person I've hit with my Bentley . . . from TMZ:

It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.

The couple took off after the hit and the photog called the cops. Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital. We're told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police. Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit-and-run, then allowed to leave.

And get this ... sources say Paris is saying, "The pap is making up injuries."

C'mon, this was clearly an accident. I bet Cy was so intimidated by this paparazzo's looks, he confused the gas with the brake and accidentally accelerated, running over her leg. Beauty has a way of doing that to you. Just yesterday I went to the grocery store to buy some flour and I was so intimidated by this stunning girl in the frozen foods aisle that we accidentally had sex in the bathroom and I forgot to buy the milk. What a goof I am!

*15 Paris Hilton hit and run pictures total in the gallery:

No one really cares about Lindsay Lohan

"Straight to video" -- Lindsay Lohan needs to get used to hearing that phrase for the next decade or so. From the Chicago Sun Times:

While the producers of "Inferno" have announced the Linda Lovelace film starring Lindsay Lohan  now will be moved to Los Angeles -- to accommodate the actress' stint in rehab and expected return to jail in late October -- it all may be moot.

Several key Hollywood players I spoke with Sunday told me there's little interest in the project about the "Deep Throat" star.

"No one cares about her, or frankly Lindsay either, at this point," said a veteran studio bigshot. "You can sense that this will be a project that will go straight to video, even if it ever really is finished."

You've got to feel sorry for the producers of this movie. Their main star is quarantined in rehab, and the only other person in Hollywood with as much experience deep-throating -- Ricky Martin -- doesn't really fit the part. Of course, once Lindsay is locked up, the film's director will have the perfect location to make the movie Lindsay should have been cast in in the first place: Lesbians Behind Bars, The Prequel.

*10 Lindsay Lohan FAIL pictures total in the gallery:

kissy kissy

For some surprising reason, Khloe Kardashian posted this picture on her website earlier this week of her tonguing husband Lamar Odom. I use the word 'surprising' because Lamar thought he had destroyed the picture by driving over and then burning Khloe's memory card. And then smashing it with a hammer. And then burning it again. But I guess not. Tough break.

*2 Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom pictures total in the gallery: