Tiger Woods divorces Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods' divorce to Elin Nordegren became official today. Oh really? I didn't even know they were having problems. From ESPN:

The lawyers for Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a statement that the divorce became official Monday in Bay County Circuit Court. Terms of the divorce were not disclosed, except that they will share parenting of their two children, ages 3 and 1.

"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future," the two said in a statement released by McGuireWoods, the law firm representing Nordegren. "While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us."

Tiger marrying Elin might go down as one of the biggest blunders of all time. Think about it -- he could have been a richer version of Derek Jeter, fighting off blowjobs the way Jon Gosselin fights off bill collectors. But no, he just had to go and get married. Tiger could have covered his forehead in a giant swastika tattoo and it still wouldn't have been a worse decision than that.

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