Sofia Vergara in Esquire
Well not really, but she does take a little shot at her in the September issue of Esquire:
*4 photos total in the gallery:
Well not really, but she does take a little shot at her in the September issue of Esquire:
"L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they're fooling? It doesn't make them look young. You end up looking like a freak."Sofia makes an excellent point about her breasts: They are huge, round, and possibly cure cancer. Oh, and bouncy -- like a couple of watermelons on a trampoline. Wait, she said that, right? Um, oops. I really need to work on developing a better inner monologue.
*4 photos total in the gallery:
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