Simon Monjack slept with Brittany Murphy's mom

Simon Monjack and Sharon Murphy

No, really. When Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack wasn't busy trying to fleece the public for "donations" [so he could buy a Ferrari] after her death, he was sharing the couple's bed with her mom Sharon. And not sharing in the philosophical "let's leave the bed undisturbed so we both can have it as a lasting memory of Brittany" sense. I mean sharing in the literal "hey jackass, quit snoring" sense. From TMZ:

The L.A. Coroner's Office just released their report on Simon Monjack's death. In the report, the investigator documents an exchange with a person whose name has been withheld -- but whom law enforcement sources have identified as Brittany's mother, Sharon Murphy.

According to the report, the investigator and the unnamed person (Sharon) were going through the master bedroom in the Hollywood Hills home that Simon shared with Brittany ... when (Sharon) pointed to one side of Simon's bed and identified it as "her side of the bed."

The report doesn't suggest sexual contact between the two.

I don't see what all the hubbub is about. It just seems like Simon and Sharon had a very very close relationship . . . so close that Simon would occasionally ejaculate onto her lower back. What's the big deal?

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Angeleyes2

I don't think I believe this. Too weird, even for Hollywood!

Twisted

CHELSEA HANDLER IS AN IGNORANT OBNOXIOUS SKANK.

Carlos

OK, I have to say that I had a similar situation. In the throws of our sorrow my mother-in-law and I had sex. It was actually a great release because we both missed my wife so much. Dont get me wrong, she wasn't dead. She went to get her hair done and pick up a pizza but we really missed her for the 2 hours she was gone.

Anonymous

It only took her two hours to get her hair done, AND get a pizza. I don't believe it.

Frank

A very common arrangement in many cultures, and in Hollywood. It just goes to show what good common sense Simon had. Now if only Obamacare had been available he and Brittany would still be alive to enjoy the relationship.

Whorrible

They look like twins.