Paris Hilton at My House nightclub in Hollywood (8/10)

Paris Hilton launched her new perfume "Tease" last night by playing Halloween and dressing up as the whore version of Marilyn Monroe. In other news, NASA scientists announced yesterday that after a decade of research and $10 billion spent, they finally designed a push-up bra that makes a flat-chested girl look valuable to society.

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  • Yves Sarasin

    I heard that she believes being the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe...i hope Marilyn can't see this..cuz...that Paris is a sick poppy needing madly meds.

    sorry but this is the truth.

    i will never pray for her.

    she reminds me the evil Carrie.

  • wd

    How can someone so rail think, look so fat from the side. her belly is huge. Is she hiding an ethiopian in there?

  • "Tease" last night by playing Halloween and dressing up as the whore version of Marilyn Monroe

  • Lilly

    Just a little premenstral bloat there. Not to worry she is not sneaking little people in under her clothes.

  • Leelou

    They are called "veal cutlets". Those little silicon boob paps in your bra? God, everyone in hollywood wears them. I dont need them but I know a friend who got some and they do a better job then push-up bras. We all know she is not that top heavy and they dont look like a boob job. I am not a fan of this woman but its not like she hasnt worn them before. Most girls want to look a little busty from time to time, heiresses included.

    Sides and I hate to say this, she doesnt look bad really. Just looks like she wants to have a little fun and dress like Monroe. No big deal.

  • joe

    >genuis level intellegence

    well played, "Paul"

  • NeNe

    With all the money that Paris has, it is a wonder why she hasn't decided to get a nose job.

  • Anonymous

    There is nothing artificial, plastic or fake about Paris, what you see is what you get.

  • connor

    im pretty sure this whole article is about her big fat fake tits.

  • Paul

    Ms. Paris is one of the most beautiful women the world has ever seen. In addition to her beauty, she has genuis level intellegence, and is a multi-talented artist. No wonder our government leans upon her as our Ambassadour of Nice. Like many super successful people she has numerous haters and those that are insanely jealous of her attributes. Her millions of fans far outnumber that small tribe of Paris nay sayers and haters.

  • Anonymous

    I think Ronald McDonald wears less make up. If she's going to look this fake, she might was well stay home and have Lucasfilm CGI her ass at events.


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