Paris Hilton was almost murdered

Paris Hilton's stalker being arrested

Thanks to the quick work of the LAPD, Paris Hilton will live to see the age of 30. Thanks a lot LAPD. From TMZ:

Cops arrived at Paris Hilton's L.A. area home this morning after she claims a man packing "2 big knifes" tried to break into her house ... this according to Paris' Twitter page.

Moments ago, Hilton posted this photo of cops at her home -- and included the following message: "So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes [sic]. Cops are here arresting him."

Law enforcement confirms that a man in his 40s was arrested at Hilton's home around 6:30 AM. He was hauled off to a local jail.

Radar adds:

Hilton told us she was awakened by banging on the windows, and the dogs were barking loudly. Police confirmed to RadarOnline.com that a man in his 40s was being questioned in connection with the incident.

Paris Hilton told us exclusively, "What a scary sight to wake up to. I can't believe the knives he was carrying. Thank god the police arrived quickly."

According to Paris, this morning's incident was the first time she's ever had a man in handcuffs at her house who didn't cum at least once. *rimshot*

*3 photos total in the gallery:

Yves Sarasin

she is a sick puppy

JD

This guy could have been up for some award instead of being in jail. Close only counts in horseshoes dude.

Paul

Pray for the continued safety of our beloved Ms. Paris. She is a jewel without price, and the nation would have a hard time without her inspiration.

LDM

Jewel?...like petrified dog-poop? oh yeah!

Slim Shady

She 'prolly picked him up at a bar last night, dragged him home and had her way with him and just doesnt remember due to the ingestion of many chemical substances...

Carlos

Is it "knifes" or "knives?" I don't remember.

Gdrive

DAMN! and so close..

LDM

"ALMOST" doesn't count!!!

Seriously, bummer! Don't these guys (and TMZ & Celebslam) know that if you leave them (no talent alleged celebrities) alone they just go away?...