Chick fight! Chick fight!
Molly Sims and the body formerly known as Heidi Montag
Molly Sims feels sorry for surgically enhanced Heidi Montag. “I think Heidi Montag is a really sick girl, something is off. You don’t get F-size boobs. And I’m not judging her. I feel sorry for her,” Sims tells Health magazine.
Molly’s just jealous. Deep down inside, she probably just wishes she had platinum blonde hair, FFF boobs, and a waist so small she could use a charm bracelet for a belt. Of course, there’s probably one thing Heidi has that Molly’s glad she doesn’t have: a marriage certificate with Spencer Pratt’s name on it. Even though she looks like a living Barbie Doll, that piece of paper is more of a turn off to guys than if she had a penis.