Madonna is delightful

Madonna leaving Aura nightclub in London (7/24)

Wow, it's been nearly two weeks since I posted a story about Madonna's bitter jealousy towards her ex-husband Guy Ritchie. I wonder what took so long? From the Chicago Sun Times:
Sounds like Madonna still hasn't gotten over ex-husband Guy Ritchie. Not only is the Material Mom bugged by his serious romance with model Jacqui Ainsley, she's reportedly obsessed with outdoing him as a filmmaker.

A source on the set of "W.E.," the film Madonna's directing inspired by the duke and duchess of Windsor's historic romance, tells me Madonna is constantly making references to directing decisions "Guy would do."
I think the 'roids have gotten to Madonna's head -- anyone who's seen Sherlock Holmes or Snatch knows that she'll never be able to top Guy. If Madonna really wants to move on with her life and be happy again, she needs to just forget about him and stick to what she's good at, like Boggle and guarding the Gates of Hell. She's Satan, right?

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[Flynet]
August 02, 2010
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  • anon

    damn madonna looks like sh*t. guy ritchie should thank his lucky stars that get got out of there, got paid big $$$, and now has fine young ass.

  • TJ

    Maybe she will be recalled to The Mothership.

  • Lil' Tyler VanDyke

    That dude sure is ugly.

  • Paul

    Madonna is awful. She should just fade away, go someplace and practice being a normal person for the next 20 years or so. Let us forget she ever existed.

  • master yoda

    Holy crap, how long had she been dead before someone found her?

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