Lindsay Lohan during one of her more intense therapy sessions

For her three week stay at the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital, Lindsay Lohan owes a staggering $130,400. And she didn't even get room service or a morning wakeup call. Did I mention her insurance doesn't cover any of it? Because her insurance doesn't cover any of it. But I'm sure Lindsay isn't worried about paying it. Wait, UCLA accepts bad checks, right? From TMZ:
Sources at UCLA tell us the base rate for treatment at the Hospital is $17,850 a week, which does not include the cost of doctors, testing, medication, or therapists.  All tolled, Lindsay's bill came to $40,000 a week.

Here's what's crazy ... Judge Marsha Revel ordered 13 weeks of treatment, which would have brought the bill to $520,000.  According to the docs, Judge Revel overreacted and Lindsay was released after only 23 days -- almost 3 1/2 weeks.  That reduces the cost to a very reasonable $130,400.
This is ridiculous. Lindsay can't even afford rent -- how in the hell is she supposed to pay a $130,400 bill? She might as well owe them two Academy Awards or Atlantis. "And your bill comes to . . . 1 legendary island civilization that sank beneath the sea." See? That sounds just as dumb.

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  • Yves Sarasin

    I love that site "celebslam.."

    you are powerfull!

    Could you please leave LL alone or help her getting a better image?...

    She is lovely...she needs our help...please celebslam save her...save us...



    best regards

  • Nate

    lol! bullshit! She owe's em nothing.

  • anonymous

    i swear this is like the real life version of that South Park episode where everyone is trying to get Britney Spears to kill herself so report on every crappy thing she's ever done and hound her every minute of the day.



    LL is a dumbf*ck and will do something stupid in the near future. For now, she beat the system and will probably get paid a mil from OK! magazine or whoever for her first after-prison interview. Good for her.

  • LDM

    As they say in Hollyweird..."On yer knees skank!"


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