This seems like a bad idea

Kim Kardashian at Chipotle in Beverly Hills (8/20)

I mean, Kim Kardashian going to Chipotle. That just seems like a bad idea. I feel sorry for the woman that had to follow that ass after Kim's inevitable trip to the bathroom four minutes after finishing her burrito. It must have been like a war zone in there. See that dude on the right? He was supposed to be on bathroom duty for the day. He quit after Kim ordered.

*15 photos total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

Anonymous

Is she wearing diapers ?

pak

LOL "Chipotle away"

Al

10 points for the "Piss Pepsi" comment.

I had a long term relationship with a woman with a wide ass, and while it was an eyesore, when I bend her over a piece of furniture, grabbed her big ass and plunged my cock in her, it was the most amazing ass in the world.

While KK's wide load is her trademark, I doubt if anyone would be mad if she got 5# of fat sucked out of each cheek. I bet that plastic surgeon would shove his tongue up her ass during the procedure too.

Anonymous

I bet her shit don't stink, and she can piss pepsi.

Nameless

I swear her butt looks like an oversized 2 year old's with a loaded pamper from the side.

Bob the late Kardashian

I thought I was gonna be sick the day I got OJ off but to see my little girl become this lardass slut is too much

wawa

If she keeps eating like that, she might be able to get her ass implants removed!

Whorrible

Sorry Billy Mays, there's not enough "Chipotle Away" for an ass THAT size.

Anonymous

That's exactly what I was thinking! You ARE "Whorrible".

Slim Shady

"Caution: Wide Load "...