I really thought these two would keep it classy

JWoww and Tom Lippolis

When it was learned last week that Jersey Shore's JWoww and her boyfriend Tom broke up because of her whoring around, I really thought the two would part amicably and remain the best of friends. I, for one, am shocked at the stunning turn of events since then. Simply shocked I tell you. From Radar:

Jersey Shore star Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley has filed a police report RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. The Franklin Square police department in New York confirmed that a report was filed and there is an ongoing investigation. J-WOWW told police that items were missing from the home she shared with ex-boyfriend Tom Lippolis. J-WOWW’s romantic relationship with Lippolis exploded last week when she was photographed with a new man. Those photos ran exclusively on RadarOnline.com.

Lippolis told RadarOnline.com exclusively: "I took nothing but my own belongings and my bed."

What "items" could Tom have taken to anger JWoww enough to file a police report? Her self tanner? Her faux eyelashes? Her doctoral thesis on quantum mechanics? Who knows. At the end of the day, JWoww should just be happy her ex didn't steal the two things her entire career is built on: her implants and Snooki.

*5 pictures total in the gallery:

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cosmicslop

Kill these horrible excuses for human beings with kerosene and matches.

JD

She is such a gernade.

Lily

Be nice. Don't be hateful. JWoww is a nice girl. She is typical of many Jersey girls. Its a personal thing and none of the public's business.

LDM

Then why is she flaunting it on TV??? Zzzzzz! Next?

Opinions are not hateful, B-Slaps are hateful!

LDM

Oh great more pics of J-Stumps and her fat-azzed stumpy appendages, fake hoots and fugly face! What's next "Snookie's" armpits! How boring! Who's the wannabee bad boy? Someone tell him he looks so wannabee! The whole Bad-Boy Lean ain't workin for this punk! bet teh guys in Jail would love him... A Lot!

JM

Hey LDM ;

you know first hand about prison sex, or is it just wishful thinking on your part...BITCH!!!