John Mayer is not interested in you

John Mayer leaving Toast Bakery Cafe in West Hollywood (8/16)

John Mayer turned down something with two arms, two legs, and a vagina? Is he not feeling well? From the New York Post:

"Gossip Girl" star Michelle Trachtenberg cozied up to John Mayer at Soho House in Los Angeles the other night. "Michelle was bouncy and flirty. She seemed smitten with him," said one witness. But the singer/guitarist "seemed too cool for school and non-expressive." A flack for Mayer had no comment

It must be nice pulling so much ass that you can actually reject Michelle Trachtenberg. I'd sell my kidney, little sister, and top secret Pentagon secrets just to ~~smell her dirty underwear~~ ~~collect the hair from her shower drain~~ meet her in person. I bet the real reason John blew her off is probably because he's now in a committed relationship -- with every contestant that was in the Miss Universe pageant.

*15 John Mayer pictures total in the gallery:

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anon

Jen isn't lesbian-- the bitch can't go 2 seconds without mention how single and happy she is. I guess if she keeps telling herself that constantly maybe she'll start believing it.

Cam

I believe he is gay and using Jennifer Aniston as a beard. The catch is I think Jen is a lesbian.

moo

duh.... he's gay! Just doesn't know it yet...

Anonymous

I just love his tats, they are so metrosexual.