Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson

Next stop for Jessica: Lesbianism! Or a hookup with Chaz Bono. That seems like a nice trade-off. The point I'm trying to make here is that she needs to quit men. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Friends of Jessica Simpson apparently are splitting into two camps regarding the singer's new beau, ex-NFL tight end Eric Johnson. In talking to two longtime Simpson pals, I hear worries about the Yale grad's ulterior motives when it comes to their friend.

"I don't care if he's so smart and all that, I get the sense he's more interested in people knowing he's dating Jessica Simpson -- rather than truly caring about Jess herself and her needs," said one source.

Another Simpson intimate insists Johnson is a "fame whore ... the kind of guy who is really into dating famous women. I think it's a little suspicious that Eric dropped out of Wharton [Business School, where he's been pursuing an MBA program] just to be with Jessica. ... It just doesn't add up."
That's just wrong to assume that Eric's only interested in Jessica's fame -- I'm sure he's interested in her tits too. If you consider the fact that he has a degree from Yale and she's still learning the alphabet, you're probably wondering to yourself: "What do these two talk about?" Then again, if you're wondering that, a better question to ask yourself might be: "When did I become gay?" I mean seriously, with tits like hers, who the hell would want to actually talk to Jessica Simpson?

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  • a person

    OMG PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!111 Shes carrying her own luggage on wheels, how selfish! Seriously, nobody cares, focus on something valuable. Like what the US plans to do in Iran or how China is gunning up some massive missiles to blow up our war-ships.

  • pfft

    Football player from Yale? I go there and trust me, he is probably still learning the alphabet too.


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