Heidi's sex tape has girl on girl action

Karissa Shannon in Las Vegas (8/21)

Late last Friday, it was learned that Spencer Pratt was threatening to release a sex tape featuring himself and his "estranged" wife, Heidi Montag 2.0. Since I hate Heidi and Spencer almost as much as lima beans, I really tried to stay away from the story as long as possible -- and I did, for a whole 3 days. But then Heidi had to go and force my hand by getting it on with another chick (the chick in question being Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend, Karissa Shannon, pictured above). You scheming son-of-a-bitch! From TMZ:

Spencer Pratt has unearthed a girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon .... sources tell TMZ. We're told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi ... moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa -- and the light bulb went off.

Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his "library" to Vivid Entertainment -- much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum.

As for Karissa Shannon -- she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she's not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue the pants off him.

Wow, a lesbian sex tape featuring an ex Playboy Playmate and Heidi Montag's EEE tits? Heidi and Spencer are going to be rich! Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they made $8.1 million on this tape -- or roughly the same amount of money Jennifer Aniston's new movie The Switch debuted at this weekend. Ha Ha Ha, you suck Aniston! Just quit already.

*15 Karissa Shannon pictures total in the gallery:

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Oryad

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NeNe

Paul is a COMPLETE A-HOLE! People please stop responding to his idiotic comments, because he is only trying to get a rise out of us. I highly doubt that he believes half the crap that comes out of his own mouth. And if he does, he's a bigger schmuch then originally thought, who desperately needs to get some help, and a life IMMEDIATELY!!!! Let's not give in to this A-hole!

Al

Jesus Paul stop being a fucking mark to HM and that hairy pussy fag she hangs with. These two have no skills, you know it, I know it and Hollywood knows it. The tape will be shit, will generate no cash and become an embarrassment just like everything else they've created.

Paul

I have inside sources and information, along with some personal knowledge. Also the great right wing media is unfriendly to Spencer and Heidi.

Paul

Spencer is a cocksman without equal. Not only is he more powerful than a locomotive, he is witty, charming and considerate. Heidi just cannot get enoughof Spencer, nor can other beautiful women resist his manly charms. Spencer is no metrosexual male like so many are in Hollywood. Any video starring Spencer is sure to be a major attraction. Do I see an Oscar in the future? Maybe so.

The lovely Heidi is not cottage cheese herself when it comes to the sexual satisfaction department. She drains men and makes women squeal equally well.

Paul's Cock

I just want to shrivel up and die but when Paul sees a man like Spencer he forces me to attention and rubs me until I'm raw. :(

Paul's left ovarian cyst

Truly this Spencer young chap is the marketing and financial genius that Paul described us for monthes (as an insider, Paul has acces to special knowlage).

Spencer can create wealth and make money rain on his lovely couple, establishing brand new intellectual properties such as this healthy and open-minded tape. Now, they'll be even more rich, and famous, and respected.

An antrepreuneurial model for the age of digital information and entertainment.