Cameron Diaz at the English premiere of Knight and Day at the Odeon Leicester Square in London (7/22)

I don't know why exactly you would do an online search for Cameron Diaz (you're her long-lost relative maybe?), but if you do, you're probably getting a virus. Serves you right. Freak. From the Associated Press:

If you're looking for Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts or Jessica Biel online, look out! The movie stars top the latest list of the most dangerous celebrities to search for online, according to new research by computer-security software maker McAfee Inc.

It's far from an Oscar, but landing atop McAfee's annual list carries a distinction all its own: It means that criminals believe those celebs are the perfect lures to sucker people into visiting malicious websites.

Clicking onto strange sites is sketchy to begin with. But many people do, and their computers get infected. Once a computer is infected, criminals can steal victims' online banking passwords, e-mail passwords, and do other kinds of nasty deeds.

McAfee performed its tests in July using the company's technology for identifying dangerous websites. The rankings measure the likelihood that someone looking for things such as photos and videos of those celebrities would land on a malicious site.

Strange, you'd think celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, and Snooki would be the ones most likely to give you an infection. This "news" is mildly interesting, but reads more like an ad for McAfee. Wait a minute, maybe this article is what convinced the execs at Intel to buy the software security company last week for $7.68 billion. What? You think this site is just about tits, ass, and drunk people? We're here to educate and culture you too . . . fine, here are some pics of tits and ass, you big baby.

*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]