Brooklyn Decker looks ridiculous in a bikini

Great news ladies, you have another reason to hate swimsuit model extraordinaire Brooklyn Decker. She thinks she's too fat to be a model. Quote from the September issue of Women's Health:
“I have a curvy body. I have boobs. I’m a size 4. In modeling, that’s often too big. Oddly enough, [after I gave up juice fasts] more people wanted to work with me.”
Brooklyn, the reason why everyone wants to work with you isn't because you gave up "juice fasts." It's because you're professional talented built like an expectant mother. Granted, I'd never be attracted to someone as grossly overweight as a size 4, but I guess some people just aren't as finicky. In all seriousness though, if I ever had a chance with Brooklyn Decker, I'm pretty sure I'd give her the most unsatisfying 8 seconds of her life.

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  • anon

    She's not fat but she does have a wide waist, especially compared to her legs, which are skinny. She also has large breasts, which bormally offset a wide waist, but not in her case. That being said, let me repeat, she is not fat. She just has an "apple" shaped body (gains weight in the torso area). If she doesn't take care of her body she'll blow up pretty fast though.

  • joemamma

    Yeah...a FAT hoo hoo! MMMMMmmmm!

  • taylor

    yall are so fucking ridiculous its insane. if she lost five pounds shed be underweight but all you care about is her being thinner. she should try glamour modeling or if she has, then solely sticking to it. at least there she shouldnt be judged on her already great body.

  • Craig

    Another thought I had was she has a fertile body to the other point above about she looks like an expectant mother, not quite, but I get what you mean by that comment. I mena she's equipped with the proper BMI, healthy breasts, baby making hips, great facial traits, great hair. She's prime mother material for sure, but I think Andy should enjoy the "fruits of her loins" for several years before they start a family, I know I would! Wait till she's 30 then make some beautiful children. I hope they stay together they've got great physical traits for future children.

  • Craig

    It sucks that Andy has to deal with her psychological issues about her body. I hope he's supportive and constructive with her. I think Andy really is a good guy. People call him a psycho but really they're just jealous of his success and perseverance with her. Remember Andy sought her out from his agent. Andy is the man I hope he wins at Wimbledon someday, if not a sex tape with him and her will do nicely I think.

  • Craig

    I'm definitely going to see that movie she's in with Adam Sandler. The script writers picked an ugly/stupid name for her character though: Palmer? Palmer is a guys name! Jeezus! Sarah is a woman's namme, Rachel, you know those ol' tried and true woman's names are still good names!

  • Craig

    When I look at Brooklyn I think: "That's a proper American woman right there."

    There's so many fat women in this country, and a lot of sticks that get boob jobs and liposuction and plastic nips tucks and other surgeries to make it in modeling, but Brooklyn is just all woman, that's what makes her so beautiful, is she's just Brooklyn and that's all she needs to be, just like that.

  • Craig

    I could go on about Brooklyn's body for several sentences and I might well do so.

    The only thing I don't really like about her is that she color's her hair with hydrogen peroxide additives/hair coloring. SHe really looks better with her natural dark, golden blond hair, not dyed, light blond hair. I don't like blondes that dye their hair lighter then have those roots, good thing with her she has lighter roots than most women that do this. Small quivel really considering her body is just divine. The reason she gets a lot of modeling jobs is because she is the most beautiful American women. Fact not opinion. She's not one of those stick figure, breastless, immature 23 year old girls. She's a fully developed woman, which is so refreshing to see that in modeling, especially an American model like her.

  • Craig

    It's weird how some women like her in her peak beauty and fertility can be so insecure about their self image really, it's sad. She's just oozes female sexuality and female beauty, damn I wanna shake Roddick's hand just to tell him how he's the man, because he obviously is THE MAN!

  • Craig

    It's not about the dress size obviously, it's about her BMI. Which I'd guess is just right. She's 5'9", 36C-24-34, has large, and natural C-cups. She has a near hourglass figure in terms of hip-to-bust ratio. She's got a white woman's butt, which is to say it's not that perky/shaped, butt who cares about that really, she could work on that with butt exercises. She is lucky to have Andy I think. You always hear how "Msr. so-and-so is so lucky to have Ms. thing" bullshit she's lucky that he is understanding of her psychological problem with her body. BTW I want a signed tennis racket from Andy that says: " I may not be the world Number 1 tennis player, but I'd trade that for passionate sex with Brooklyn Decker any day anyway!" So would I Andy!

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  • Anonymous

    size 4 is honestly the perfect size... look at these pics!

  • Yves Sarasin

    I agree 100%

    she is getting fat - she needs to workout a little. Paris Hilton might set up a good example for her.....................................................NNNNaaahhh...i'am kidding that sick poppy of Hilton is big time drug addict, Brookyn for sure need to be carefull probably but she is still fine with me. (My weight is 246Lbs and height: 5'1'' and an half) - i got some hair -

    so Brook please, do some exercices and put it on tapes - you are gonna to make millions

    thank you for reading me

    Yves

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  • Kenny

    This is what a real woman looks like, Not them Racheal Maddow looking boy women !!

  • NeNe

    Are you kidding me? Brooklyn Decker has an amazing body. Most women, including myself, would kill to have a body like hers. However, in the industry she works in, she might be considered 'fat', because is not a size O. To all of them in the industry, f*ck off.

  • Zac

    Seriously, Brooklyn is NOT fat. She looks good. Kelly Brook looks really good, and she's a size 6 or a size 8.

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  • Anonymous

    Go fuck yourself with your spam you piece of shit.

  • cowbulls

    First, she is one of the sexiest women on the planet. Two, I would rather spend an hour with her than a month with any of the teenage boy looking models. Third, if she isn’t getting job offers it is because 99% of the woman jobs require a willing mouth and all access body for whoever wants her before the real audition. Everyone knows she is married to Roddick and he’s part psycho.

  • BrooklynA

    she is not fat at all. The reason she couldn't get any jobs from some decent fashion shows is because her face and a big jaw, not her body. Her tits are amazing, her fame of her husband is amazing. Good luck the acting career, she will be forced to show her naked boobs otherwise nobody gives her a job. Good for us.

  • Anonymous

    If that's fat THEN GIVE ME SOME OF THAT!

  • LDM

    Uh yeah, and don't forget to wear your Birkenstocks to the juice bar for that $6 loser-friendly glass of wheat-grass tea! oh yeah! is yiur real name "Lew Zaire"?...

  • Paul

    To much meat and flesh on her. She needs to lean up. All this consuming and meat eating is killing the planet. Be green eat less, drive less, ride a bicycle or walk. Give your money to the Sierra Club. Keep your carbon footprint small.

    The natives in Africa are all lean, that is because they eat little and do not have a large carbon footprint.

  • Yves Sarasin

    i am proud of you Paul

    if everyone act as you said - we will get much healthier.

    thank you 4 ur comment

  • anon

    You do realize all this time your spent with the computer on, trolling the internet and posting replies on blogs like this is doing nothing but enlarging YOUR own carbon footprint, right?

  • even moar anonymous

    yes but it's for a good cause that Paul sacrifices his carbon performance - a cruel but needed sacrifice. We must bear this extra carbon so he can enlighten us all : a big return on a small investment. No one could get from this extra carbon so much eco-performance. That's why Paul and the celebraties shouldn't have to bother with carbonara footprint.

    I think it would be nice from you to reduce your carbon footprint to compensate Paul's surplus. All would come back on par, and mother Earth would be saved.



    "By real world standards, she is hot as hell."

    Amen to that. But you should stop using words from the lexical field of heat/hotness/high temperature, it's very insensative to the poor polar bears that are melting.

    You should learn from Paul

  • anon

    sure if i'll do that if you can provide me an explanation on how "polar bears... are melting".

  • Anonymous

    It's called sarcasm you fucking moron.

  • anon

    Someone should kicked your mom's ass for birthing such as waste of human flesh from her cunt. F*ck you.

  • Even moar anonymous

    "Polar bear are melting"

    Of course they are, and most of them already lost their color ! Al Gore told us : he knows for sure, because he invented the internet first.

  • Rick

    Brooklyn is by far one of the hottest women on the planet... and she should NOT be comparing herself to those stick-figure models who you could stick your d**k in limp, watch it get hard, and listen to the bones break.

    Brooklyn, don't change a thing!!

  • LDM

    If THAT's FAT then J-Lo is a freakin Planet and Rosie-O is a Galaxy!

    Great poofy-camel-action! Throw her away and send her to ME!!!

  • nikki6

    OMG you're awesome, that was hilarious

  • anon

    By modeling standards, she's not fat, she's soft. she needs to tone up.

    By real world standards, she is hot as hell.

  • johnson

    Thats a healthy looking meaty clam.

  • Gdrive

    She has one of those double decker hips and a fat set of pussy lips but still looks awesome

  • asfdl

    You can get away with a couple of extra pounds at her age.With her bone structure and without a strict regimen she'll be a pig by the time she's 30.

  • Anon

    Amen to that.


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