Britney Spears is noticeable

Britney Spears leaving Starbucks in Calabasas (8/2)

Starbucks drink in her hand? Check. Stain on her shirt? Check. Visible nipples? Check. Lice? Check. Insane look on her face? Check. Stolen sugar packets in her pocket? Check. Is Britney on a date or something?

*17 photos total in the gallery:

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deano

I would still be more than happy to bang Brithey

Carlos

I love Britney. She wears her redneck trashiness like a badge of honor. I bet I could bang Brit behind a dumpster in her dumper within 10 minutes of meeting her.

Dawn

Rednecks are the salt of the earth, good folks, and not trash. It is all you peusdo intellectiods that are trashy.

Carlos

Holy crap, you're taking me seriously? Marry me, and I don't mean it for the papers. I'm good with that, I swear.

Master yoda

That poor girl looks like a real loon.

Dawn

She looks happy. Is that something strange to you?

Paul

Britney should be having babies. She should have at least six more babies. She is built to be a baby making machine. She would feel happier and more fullfilled if she was surrounded by her children.