True love

For those of you keeping score at home, this is the 17th "Britney Spears is getting married!" rumor of the year. Now that gay marriage is legal in California, can we make Britney Spears marriage illegal, you know, to even things out? From the Chicago Sun Times:

We've heard it all before, but a regular BZ Hollywood source -- whose past accuracy has been excellent -- is convinced Britney Spears soon may be heading back down the aisle. According to my spy, Britney and her beau Jason Trawick -- joined by Trawick's parents -- were chatting about Chelsea Clinton's nuptials over a recent dinner at L.A.'s Grafton on Sunset Hotel.

But that wasn't all.

"They were particularly interested in the tight security and the way the Clintons had stonewalled for Chelsea's wedding -- and it sounded like they were talking about it all in connection with a Britney and Jason wedding," said the source.

Other L.A. sources have been gossiping about alleged ring shopping sightings of Spears and Trawick in recent days.

What is this Jason guy waiting for? Britney's uterus is like a lottery ticket waiting to be punched. Perhaps the reason why Jason hasn't already knocked-up, married, and then leached off of Britney is because he has something Kevin Federline never had: self-respect. A more likely explanation for why Britney isn't visibly pregnant with a wedding planned for tomorrow is that she's just not the type of person she used to be: naive a resident of Louisiana.

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[Flynet]