Britney's still on vacation

Britney Spears at the Grand Wailea Resort in Maui (8/29)

I've got some somewhat surprising news to report from over the weekend: despite the speculation, Britney Spears did not get married. What the hell is her boyfriend waiting for? Once you've fattened up the cow, you don't keep it around and feed it more grain. You slaughter that puppy, raid its bank account, and drive off into the sunset in your new Ferrari. I never thought I'd say this, but K-Fed needs to talk some sense into this guy.

*30 Britney Spears bikini photos total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

Anonymous

Make that 8 months March 2009-November 2009, then she's been doing those Candies shoots being a mom since. Every one makes her out like she doesn't do ANYTHING. She's not like these reality shows girls that do very little. She's an international pop star for crying out loud.

Dude Man

She was on a worldwide tour for five months, you gotta vacation sometime. She looks good and healthy to me. Give her a break.

NeNe

Why is she always in a bikini. Nice life.

Nick Manning

How did Brit get that nice fat ass? If I were her man I would be banning that ass doggie all night.

asfdl

She got that 'nice' fat ass from sitting on it too much and consuming mounds of junk food.

Mmmm cellulite and stretch marks are sooo sexy!

Bubba

Gal you better get busy making babies. Time is a wasting ya all ain't going to be young forever. Right now you got time for six and maybe seven youngins, but not if you keep messing around.