Angelina Jolie at the German premiere of Salt in Berlin (8/18)
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure it's not healthy when your forearm is the same size as your wrist. Luckily I don't have that problem. My right forearm is HUGE. And no, it's not because of what you're thinking. It's huge because I'm a heavy masturbator. Wait, you were thinking it was because of all my volunteer work with Habitat for Humanity, right?
*25 pictures total in the gallery:
STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure it's not healthy when your forearm is the same size as your wrist. Luckily I don't have that problem. My right forearm is HUGE. And no, it's not because of what you're thinking. It's huge because I'm a heavy masturbator. Wait, you were thinking it was because of all my volunteer work with Habitat for Humanity, right?
*25 pictures total in the gallery:
STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:
- The infamous Tila Tequila topless pics (NSFW)
- Guess that Celebrity Cleavage!
- Diora Baird is a VERY talented actress (NSFW)
- Kelly Brook is just plain beautiful
- Anna Paquin gets naked again on True Blood (NSFW)
- You'll never guess how much $$$ Kate Gosselin makes














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