Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on the set of The Tourist at the Piazzale della Stazione in Venice, Italy (3/17)

Be afraid Johnny Depp's longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, be very very afraid. Hmmmm, how best to break this to you . . . have you ever seen one of those nature shows on Discovery Channel about Africa? Basically, your boyfriend Johnny is the rotting dead corpse of a wildebeest and Angelina Jolie is a hungry slut lion. From the National Enquirer:
Angelina Jolie, now dazzling audiences worldwide as a sizzling superspy, got one heckuva surprise rise out of sex god Johnny Depp on the set of their new flick "The Tourist" -- stunning him with a sudden passionate kiss that was definitely NOT in the script!

Said my witness: "Angelina's flirtatious behavior with Johnny had the set buzzing. She tried hard to make him react to her charms, but he ignored every attention-getting ploy. During an emotional scene in which she's supposed to fall into his comforting arms after intense conversation, Angie made her move. Instead of putting her head on Johnny's chest, she improvised -- wrapping her arms around his neck and planting a romantic, lingering kiss. Johnny pushed Jolie away gently, but his shocked expression revealed she'd finally rattles his cage!" Quickly taking her aside, he asked why she'd changed the scene without consulting him. Smirking coyly, Jolie said the scene needed to be "spicier!" Depp kept cool, but told her firmly: "The scene was better the way it was written -- and that's the way we're going to do it!"

After the reshoot, Angie shot Johnny a sexy "Gotcha!" smile before sashaying off. Said my source: "Depp was immediately assured by producers that Angie's lip lock will never see the light of the day."
Viewing this from another angle, Brad Pitt has nothing to worry about. Angelina seducing a famous romantically-attached actor while working with him on the set of a film was just a one-time thing. I'm sure for the first time in her 35-years of life, she actually likes having sex with the same person day-after-day-after-day-after-day and isn't get bored whatsoever. The real question here is how Johnny was able to resist her advances? Either that guy's had so much poon thrown in his face that he's become immune to it or he's gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

*10 photos total in the gallery:

  • Angelina Jolie Johnny Depp Kiss 1
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  • Angelina Jolie Johnny Depp Kiss 3
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  • crtb

    Or just maybe he's getting hot sex at home and isn't interested in messing up a good thing to be with the she - devil.

  • cosmicslop

    have you ever seen one of those nature shows on Discovery Channel about Africa? Basically, your boyfriend Johnny is the rotting dead corpse of a wildebeest and Angelina Jolie is a hungry slut lion.

    LMFAO.

  • Anonymous

    What will Brad say? Will this hurt him and/or break his heart? What about the children?

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks that, in the banner picture, Johnny looks like Eddie Vedder?

  • Whorrible

    She's so hot I'd drag my nuts through two miles of broken glass just so she could shit on my face.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously why are guys attracted to that thing?

  • Francesca

    The 10th pic: look at his eyes. It's like he's seen the devil - and it's Angelina Jolie! :) Their promo events leading up to the 12/10 premiere may almost be as interesting to watch as the film.


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