Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation, dorky

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics! (Maui – 7/30)

Alessandra Ambrosio, her awesome body, her boyfriend Jamie, his lazy eye, and their bastard child Anja are on vacation right now at the Ritz in Maui. What a coincidence, I was in Maui roughly a month ago. So this Jamie dude’s not pulling out of supermodels and vacationing in luxury five star hotels in Hawaii? Asshole is totally copying me . . . well besides the obvious lol. Pretty sure the hotel I stayed in was only four stars.

[Pacific Coast News]

August 2, 2010 - 5:00 pm