Rare photo of Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling at the Ritz Carlton in South beach (7/22)

Holy shit, is that Tori Spelling at a restaurant? Eating? We might as well be looking at a picture of Bigfoot. Or the second sniper on the grassy knoll. I bet the paparazzo that took this picture was able to sell it for 10 million dollars. "Great news kids, we can finally afford college!"

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The Brain

She's giving herself the Heimlich manuever. Must be the bread crum she ate for dinner last nite.

Rose

You see a fork, but there is NO food. This is just for the photogs.

C'Mon Tori, even the most dense celebs know you have to put a piece of lettuce on the fork to make it look real.

Anonymous

She is a role model for all American women. She eats little so that she can have a small carbon footprint and do her bit to save us all from global warming. She is a hero of the green movement.

Gianna

It looks like she's going to throw up.

Wait What?

Proof nepotism is NOT a good idea! It was daddy who opened the doors for her "acting" career and sadly it was daddy who gave her her beauty.

bit of clarification, when I say beauty I really mean this chick has NONE!

Oh yeah, Tori - when someone tells you "you look good", they are just being nice