Mel Gibson is one crazy mofo

When news broke yesterday of Mel Gibson's unbelievably-racist tirade against his homewrecker ex-girlfriend, one thought immediately came to mind: "Boy I wish I had a glass a milk with this sandwich." I mean, it wasn't exactly shocking -- we're talking about Mel Gibson here, not Zac Efron. The guy's about as stable as the San Andreas Fault. Need proof? Look no further than this gallery of Mel's Top 20 "Batshit Crazy" faces. Make sure you click through the whole gallery to read Mel's, ahem, "unique" thoughts under each picture.

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • “Come any closer and I'll bite you\!”
  • “I once killed a live chicken with my thoughts\!”
  • “I enjoy the taste of black licorice\!”
  • “You're Jewish\, aren't you\!”
  • “Instead of gum\, I chew foil\!”
  • “Sometimes I eat bugs\!”
  • “I like fire\!”
  • “I tortured my first animal at six\!”
  • “My mailman is deeply afraid of me\!”
  • “Cross me and I'll gut you like a bluefin tuna\!”
  • “Why aren't you in the kitchen you whore\!”
  • “Paste tastes like paste\!”
  • “I don't just talk to Jesus, I text message him\!”
  • “I'm wearing an SS Officer's uniform under this suit\!”
  • “I count rice before I eat it\!”
  • “My favorite show is SportsCenter\!”
  • “Mike Tyson thinks I'm nuts\!”
  • “I have an entire Corona bottle in my stomach\!”
  • “I don't wear clothes when I direct\!”
  • “Jews control the banks AND the credit unions\!”
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  • sMel Gibson

    Yes I am a RACIST

  • josh

    The captions under these photos are so fucking uncreative it's painful.

  • Anonymous
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  • kjih-tv

    I wish her a lifetime of being chained to Kate Gosselin. :]

  • Anonymous

    Of course Mel can make funny faces. He is an actor and they learn that stuff in acting school. He is also a rightous and wise man.

  • Anonymous

    He is as righteous as David Koresh and as wise as Hitler. Drink some more Kool-aid.

  • Katy's Knickers

    Just another silly old man .. sad really

  • pak

    the captions under the pictures made me LOL. all my co workers are looking at me like im crazier than this fuck!

  • Guy Johnson

    i wasn't surprised either


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