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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino at Rehab at The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas (7/4)

The Jersey Shore douchebags are slowly taking over the universe. They must all be killed . . . WITH FIRE! From the New York Post:
The Situation is about to get even bigger. "Jersey Shore" star Mike Sorrentino is launching a muscle-boosting vitamin supplement brand that promises to turn users into something like himself. Sorrentino, famed for his rock-hard abs, "expects to be a millionaire by the end of 2010" with his pre-workout tablets NoX Edge, sources said. The Sitch, who this week celebrated what he claimed was his 29th birthday, will be flaunting his new product in the run-up to "Jersey Shore" season two, which starts at the end of the month.
If this guy really wants to hock products that will "turn users into something like himself," he should focus less on vitamin supplements and more on tanning beds, hair gel, and lobotomies. Besides, the only type of pills this douchebag knows anything about are the kind that get slipped into chicks' drinks. Will Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino become "a millionaire by the end of 2010"? Sure . . . if he attaches an oil rig to his hair.

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[WENN]
July 09, 2010
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  • wolf5150

    Mike,

    Just so you know, when you do that shirt-raising, pointing and winking/facial expression, you look like a total fuckin' idiot. I'm not sure anyone ever told you this before, but you are making everyone think you are a total meathead,asswipe. Do yourself and New Jersey a favor and knock that stupid shit off.

    Thank you!

  • Kane

    lol... no shit... what a dumbfuck... I'll raise my shirt alot, make my face look like a butthole being spread, and expect to be a millionaire.

  • crtb

    All this guy does is raise his shirt?!?!

    Ask him to lower his pants and let us see what he's got, then I'll be impressed.

  • ElizabethM

    NoX? Is that short for obNoXious?

  • Fred

    Did he have some sort of surgery? Something looks wrong with his stomach.

  • JD

    Is that jwow or snooki? Needs to keep her shirt on for once.

  • Vincenze

    fuggetahboutit jersey shore crabs rule

  • Gianna

    'Herpes Nest'

  • Eric

    The truth is, California used to be the trend leader and set the example all the other states followed. Now, New Jersey and the Jersey boys and girls have taken over from California. Jersey is hot, California is broke.

  • Whorrible

    That's adorable.

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