Lindsay Lohan leaving her apartment in West Hollywood (7/8)

Lindsay Lohan "hired" (read: he agreed to work for free) former O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Shapiro. From representing a brutal killer to Lindsay Lohan -- seems like a natural jump to me. But dammit, it actually sounds like he's putting together a decent plan to keep her out of jail (fuck!):

Sources say Shapiro, who was part of the team that successfully repped  O.J. Simpson, will try to convince Judge Marsha Revel to put Lindsay in a rehab facility and either eliminate or minimize jail. Shapiro, whose son died of a drug overdose in 2005, has a lot of experience with rehab facilities and we're told he has a specific plan for Lindsay, and a specific place in mind -- a live-in rehab facility in which Shapiro is involved.

And there it is -- his true motive is revealed: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Shapiro created a foundation to help people deal with drug and alcohol problems, named after his son -- The Brent Shapiro Foundation.

And wouldn't you know it, Lindsay checked into a sober living facility in West Hollywood yesterday (the phrase "too little, too late" comes to mind):

Lohan was spotted entering a facility in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. Lohan's mother, sister and Sam Ronson were seen at the facility later that day. Part of Lindsay's sentence was to check into rehab for 90 days after serving the jail time, but this appears to be an example of putting the cart before the horse.

Hopefully this sober living facility isn't run by a bunch of mean jerks who have strict rules like "no taking 6 different prescription drugs at one time." I mean, how the hell is Lindsay supposed to get high? Why isn't anyone thinking about her well-being?

[Flynet]