Paris Hilton is topless

Paris Hilton is topless

Here's some pics of Paris Hilton topless on a yacht (this ridiculous one) off St. Tropez. Yes she's wearing heels. Honestly Paris, I don't care what the captain told you about there being a 100% chance of you slipping on the deck and breaking your neck, you should keep wearing those things. Or maybe even your stilettos. God you'd look so damn hot. Especially after you drink a lot tonight. Besides, what the hell does that experienced yacht captain know about basic yacht safety? He should just mind his own damn business!

St. Tropez has sharks, right? (please)

NOTE: To see the uncensored Paris Hilton topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 photos total in the gallery:

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Dan

Honestly, how exciting is it really to see her breasts? I mean, she's a spoiled brat with small tits. Would I fuck her? Of course, but I would fuck almost every woman.

Carlos

Unrelated story: all of the jellyfish around St. Tropez have contracted herpes.

ld

YAWN......What a whore, I mean a bore.

Dawn

I would love to nibble with her.

MILEY IS A STUPID UGLY WHORE

this slut is so lame

JD

"Beautiful", "Hot"??? Are you kidding me. She looks like a cross between big foot and a troll. Someone, please, push her overboard.

alex2456

shes soo freaking hot im at getting a boner shes just too beautiful

Slim Shady

@Paul- She is an official ambassador of what/to who? "...expert on decorum and manners"? Pulling the bottom of your dress up to your waist in the middle of a party? Releasing a sex tape? Jail time? Yeah man, she just exudes class, decorum, manners, etc....LOL!

Anonymous

yuo got to love her

Paul

Such classic beauty. Besides her great beauty, she is blessed with genius level intellegence, and is multi-talented. She can sing, dance and act. To top it off Paris is recognized as an international fashionista, expert on decorum and manners, and she has a humble and modest personality. Did I mention that she is also rich. No wonder she is an official government ambassadour. We are so lucky to have Ms. Paris.

Isis

SHE'S SO FREAKING HOT! OMG I'M SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous

All I see is herpes spreader.