Sale at Mischa's!

Mischa Barton pretending to take money out of her pretend bank account in L.A. (6/29)

Great news for those of you that have always coveted a signed Mischa Barton head shot or a pair of her socks -- she's selling all of her crap. From Janet Charlton:

Mischa Barton is hurting for cash so she’s quietly selling off her designer wardrobe at various LA consignment boutiques. A friend of hers figures that Mischa’s clothing collection is worth well over a million dollars: couture gowns, vintage jeans, designer handbags, and shoes. Mischa has so much stuff that she converted her home’s guest house into a 1500 sq ft closet! Now that she’s selling her house, she probably won’t have room for so many clothes, so she has no choice but to get rid of them.

There's a good reason why Mischa has $1 million worth of clothes: her waist line keeps increasing. If Mischa had just kept her weight down, she wouldn't have had to buy the same outfits in four different sizes. Hell, you should see Kirstie Alley's closet. It looks like a Sears.

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