Lindsay might be high right now

Lindsay Lohan leaving a party in Malibu (7/4)

The big news of the day is that Lindsay Lohan is probably high right now, literally as we speak. All the talk about her getting clean over the past month while wearing the court-ordered SCRAM monitor? Complete bullshit. Like any good miscreant, she found a loophole and she's exploiting the shit out of it. From TMZ:

According to sources familiar with Lindsay's most recent probation report, LiLo has a prescription for Dilaudid -- an extremely powerful painkiller ... often compared to morphine ... and even heroin.

As long as she has the prescription, Lohan is in the clear to pop the painkiller -- presuming she follows the dosage guidelines. We're told a doctor wrote the prescription after Lindsay's recent dental surgery. We do not know the quantity the doctor prescribed.

But as we first reported, that's not all she's allowed to have in her medicine cabinet -- Lindsay also has prescriptions for two other drugs -- Ambien and Adderall.

It's so easy to criticize this chick lately, but I'm not gonna do it. I mean, she's clearly troubled and has a MAJOR problem in her life right now . . . how the hell is she going to get drunk or high when she's behind bars for three months? Don't worry Lindsay, Celebslam wasn't voted the "Most Helpful Blog for Addicts of 2006" by the Des Moines Register-Tribune for nothing! Here's a recipe for an easy-to-make prison wine (aka "pruno") that should get you through your 90 da -- errrrrrrr, 23 day sentence:

Ingredients:

12 oranges
1 can of fruit cocktail
water
1.5 cups sugar
6 ketchup packets
dark colored plastic trash bag
rubber bands
clothes pin

Instructions:

Combine the fruit cocktail and oranges in the trash bag. Squeeze, knead and smash until they combine to form a less than slightly lumpy paste. This will take between 15 to 20 minutes.
Add 16 oz water that is room temperature. Seal the bag and shake to mix. Hide it in the corner of your cell and pile your dirty clothes on top of it to keep it warm so that it can ferment. Allow the ingredients to ferment for 3 days.
Carefully open the bag. Add the sugar and ketchup. Give the sugar time to dissolve, and then commence to kneading, squeezing and mashing your bag again for about 15 minutes. Reseal and allow to ferment for 6 more days. Remember to burp your bag daily so it doesn’t burst.
Attach the clothes pin to your nose and open the bag. This is necessary for this stage of making Pruno. It will appear grotesque, moldy and will smell. Remove the chunks of fruit that managed not to deteriorate and any mold you don’t intend to swallow. The chunks of fruit will not aid in accelerating the buzz process.
Strain. Drink.

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Lavito

I had 2 back surgeries in the past 2 months. I had 3 herniated discs, disc degenerative. I now have 10 screws, a titanium plate and 3 rods in/on my spine. The strongest medication I was prescribed was MS Contin 30 mg (morphine). They didn't even give me Dilaudid post surgery while in the hospital, my surgeon said it was too strong. Now, she got it for dental surgery, she's 24 and I'm 53...not sure what sorta of doctor would prescribe Miss Lohan such an easy drug to get addicted too considering her drug use history. BTW, I think she got exactly what she deserves, she's deceitful and thinks she's above the law.

Stephy2185

Is it just me or is she looking better than usual in these pics?

Caleb W

Dilaudid?? Thats hydromorphone, more powerful than morphine for a friggin toothache?? I gotta see this dentist. But Hollywood doctors... a little cash.. they'll give you anything. Couldn't the old Linds get some medical marijuana too? I'm telling you, the c*nt will not spend more than 24 hours in jail. Mark my words.

dxbravo

Nothing some Circle K coffee and some Doritos can't cure, you go Lindsay!

Master yoda

No Lindsay, No Peace.

Know Lindsay, Know Peace.

Amen

Faith

Enough of this. Leave Lindsay alone. Those medications are prescribed by a doctor to treat major chronic conditions that plague Linday. She needs the medicine, otherwise she would not be taking it. Celebslam should be using its influence to get Lindsay's sentence reduced. There should be protests in the streets about the unfairness of the judge. I weep when I think of what jail will do to our goddess.

Whorrible

The one ingredient for her hooch she shouldn't have any problem finding: yeast.

PAZUZU

Dilaudid???!!! For dental pain????? I crashed my motorcycle, ripped my knee wide open and spun my leg around, the hospital spent 5 days picking rocks,dirt, and pine needles out of my knee joint,I spent two months in a wheelchair etc.... They gave me 2 (2!!!!) Dilaudids and wouldn't give me more because of the habit forming potential of them. Lindsay has an odd Doctor that would prescribe those things for a filling. And yeah, you feel fantasticly high on them.