Lindsay and Dina are on the case!

Dina Lohan is delusional

Dina Lohan sat down with Entertainment Tonight for her first interview since Lindsay Lohan was slapped with a 90-day sentence on Tuesday and, shockingly, she comes off like a complete fucking monster making excuse after excuse for her dumb daughter."

Of the "ambush" in court, Dina says Lindsay was "completely blindsided." Lindsay believes she was in complete compliance with the terms of her parole and that the outcome of the day in court was to be the removal of her SCRAM bracelet.

Really? She really thought Judge Revel would remove the bracelet? And then what? A pizza party maybe? "I sentence you to a slice of delicious pepperoni!' Keep in mind that, since May 20, Lindsay has had two warrants issued for her arrest (here and here). Now I'm no lawyer, but it seems like that's not a good thing.

Dina speaks out against Judge Marsha Revel for allowing the proceedings to be televised and making a "spectacle" of her daughter, saying, "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be."

Dina tells ET that Lindsay is currently consulting new legal counsel and hoping to file an appeal before her court-mandated jail term, no later than July 20. "She's a fighter, and until the final result -- we're not giving up." Continuing on, "I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." Dina says she and Lindsay spend hours each day on their own reviewing court documents, case law and information about the Los Angeles jail system.

Oh wow. That last comment is like a really expensive bottle of 2005 Château Mouton Rothschild. The floral plum undertones, the beautiful sweetness of fruit on the nose, the delicate finish. You don't want to ruin the experience with cheap commentary. You just want to sit back and enjoy it.

NOTE: Looks like Dina hacked Lindsay's Twitter again.

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NeNe

Dina is a complete moron. I think that she should join Lindsay during her stint in jail. It might make a world of wonder for these two, who are clearly delusional.

the one

In the United States,you don't go to jail for murdering people

or abusing kids or armed robbery.

You go to jail for missing a couple meetings.

Carlos

Hell yeah, bitches. Now we're gonna see some real crime-fightin, now that Team Lohan is on the job. I can already see table after table full of Supreme Court legal writings, ledgers of case law, cocaine residue, and probably a dildo chair at the Lohans' office/Applebee's booth. Get ready for some legal razzle dazzle, motherfuckers.

Kate

TYPICAL AMERICAN MOM??? WTF! My Mother would have beaten me an inch from life. If she had a typical AMERICAN MOTHER she would have an EDUCATION and SELF RESPECT!

P.S. BOO HOO Lindsay...F**K U!

Anonymous

If moms beat their kids, they go to jail for child abuse and the kids get put in a foster home. In modern America, you don't slap, hit, spank or yell at your children. In most states it is against the law. We live in an enlightend country and children have rights.

Kate

Had Lindsay conducted herself as an ADULT (She is afterall 24!) this would all have been AVOIDED. Just as THOUGHTS BECOME THINGS...ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! Put on those PULL-UPS of yours and face the music you have created. You are a total MORON and a USELESS TOOL! I feel so much contemp for you and I hope you actually do the WHOLE 90 DAYS!

Whippet

'Slam, that last paragraph of yours was classic. Very funny.

Anonymous

Will Lindsay come out a changed woman, or will she come out of jail in a bag

Anonymous

she not going for ever,she getting clean that's so.90 days sleep,eat,shit.

TFB

Are you fucking kidding me? It's no wonder Lindsay is so fucked up with parents like Dina and her pin-headed father. A 90 day stint in jail away from these two idiots just might be a good thing for Lindsay.

Paul

Mothers' are very protective of their young Dina is a typical American mom.

Pak

Dina is a typical MORON!

dx

Lindsay is leg-tastic!