Kristen Stewart at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at the Los Angeles Film Festival (6/24)
Settle down Kristen Stewart. You're famous because you won a casting call to star in a vampire movie. The director didn't pick you because of your incredibly acting ability -- he picked you because, due to your incredibly inability to tan, you look like a real-life vampire. So again I will remind you: settle down. You're not Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon. No one wants to kill you. From Us Weekly:
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Settle down Kristen Stewart. You're famous because you won a casting call to star in a vampire movie. The director didn't pick you because of your incredibly acting ability -- he picked you because, due to your incredibly inability to tan, you look like a real-life vampire. So again I will remind you: settle down. You're not Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon. No one wants to kill you. From Us Weekly:
Kristen Stewart has been putting on a brave face on red carpets across the world these past few weeks for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. The 20-year-old actress has offered up another odd explanation for her stoic expression at promotional events.Dear Kristen, it's not the fans you need to worry about who might kill you, it's the rest of us that can't stand one more minute of trumped up publicity for that ridiculously-lame film franchise. Besides, I don't know what Kristen's so scared of. If something were to happen on the red carpet, she could always turn to her boyfriend Robert Pattinson for protec - sorry, I almost got that out without laughing hysterically.
Stewart told Britain's Hello! magazine that she sometimes has to "keep myself from crying."
How come?
"I don't feel very comfortable on the red carpet," she says of Twilight's massive premieres. "I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me."
The secret love of Robert Pattinson adds: "No security could protect me" from the franchise's rabid fans. "Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me."
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