Kim and Khloe Kardashian leaving Naimie's Beauty Center in Studio City (6/14)

C'mon Tom Cruise, quit with the bullshit small talk. We know you don't watch sports. From the National Enquirer:

Tom Cruise can't keep up with the Kardashians! When he bumped into Kim and a girlfriend at West Hollywood's Cecconi's on June 25, he told her: "Please congratulate your husband on the championship. I'm a huge Lakers fan!" Kim just smiled and thanked him, never pointing out that it's her sister Khloe who's married to Lakers star Lamar Odom. (Print Edition - 7/12)

How could Tom have possibly confused Kim and Khloe Kardashian? One of them has long dark hair, appears on an annoying reality show, and only dates black athletes -- and the other . . . um, maybe those weren't the best examples. However, one of them is nearly a foot taller than Tom, quite hairy, and yet is still more feminine than any woman he's ever gone out with. The other's name is Khloe.

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[Flynet]