That spaghetti never stood a chance

Jessica Simpson at a restaurant in Capri, Italy (7/13)

Wow, if you stare at the picture, you can actually see Jessica getting fatter. It's quite remarkable.

NOTE: In this picture, the waiter took Jessica's food before she was done with it. Unfortunately, he later passed away from his injuries (multiple fork wounds).

*5 photos total in the gallery:

[Daily Mail]

Anyonymous

I didn't know that Kirsty Ally went blonde.

Anonymous

I love her

Ina, Sweden

Does it hurt you that she's famous, rich and happy?

Del

Nope, but it hurts to remember what she used to look like, back in her Daisy Duke days.

Rob Strats

Does Jessica hire people to go on here and comment on how "good" she looks? Or does she go on here herself and do that?

Fern

OMG, think of the carbon footprint needed to support that massive body!!!! She needs to quit eating so much. The earth cannot support fat people. Be Green - Be thin.

Al

Oh shit, I just saw the standing photo. Seems she is beginning to max out. Time to cut calories and get on the treadmill Jessica.

Al

Sure Jessica has some extra weight on. But right now it's in proportion, looks amazing and she doesn't have the bloated look to her face. She's still hot as hell with natural boobs. She's better looking than 80% of the women that you'll see in the mall and that's the ultimate test of hot.The problem comes in future years or after a child.

Anonymous

omg she is a fat lard. over 67% of americans are overweight/ near obese!! i am not. food is crack to fat tards.

i am so sick of looking at fat people, it is THEIR life, fine, but, it is disgusting when thwey walk past me and i have to fckin look at eat.

grosses me out.

sick of society making excuses for this food addicted dumb*sses!!

she will blw up to 250 when preggos!

also, they cheated when he was stil;l married.

keepin' it classy Jess!!

lol

Glee

A PIG IS A PIG I A PIG.

Rob Strats

She really doesn't look good. It's great if she's comfortable being a fat chick, but the rest of the world is laughing at her and her cholesterol level. Those boobs can't distract me from the rest of her. She should travel around with a tremendous girl that makes her look better, rather than that blonde who overshadows her.

tasha

Why are you such a dick? All the time?

Gdrive

I think she wears the extra cushion well.

Nick Manning

Leave Jessica alone. She still looks good!