fuck you snooki is da shit

Rock on, Snooks! The girl makes perfect sense. Who among us hasn't had the urge to punch Heidi or her insanely idiotic husband?

heavily shopped foto's ..

neck put in & jaw brushed out ...

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trust me to see her in real life is a BIG surprise ..

she's very small with short tiny legs & an enormous head on a tiny body ..

you will NEVAH see natural foto's anywhere on the bnet ..

it's the red dress or the pool foto's cause that's what 'speidi' sent to the rags ..

like the supposed 'after' foto on people mag ...

you should print REAL foto's of these people so young girls can have a look at reality & myth-making ..

in the pool vid ' you can see the wrinkling & pulling from the implants , it's hideous ..

but aside from all this the real reason she is not liked is because of her slanderous , jealous , competitive character ..

she'd sell her own family to make a buck ..

she falsely accused director of serious charges & slandered him all over the net ...

she will never work in hollywood & she knows it ...

nobody in their right mind would work with her ...

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the 'snooki' thing is typical exaggeration by the rags trying to instigate something ..

when will you realize that hontag& splatt's 2 minutes are up ...

they ain't cute , they ain't funny .

they ain't likeable ..

Baba Booey!

Actually I would love to punch both of them in the face.

Snooki can kindly shut the fuck up and shove an Italian pastry down her pie hole. The last thing I want to hear is a wannabe Chilian Guido express any opinion about anything except why she looks like an orange oompalompah.

Snooki will have to get to the end of a very long queue.

She is right! This woman does look like a freak! I mean I am ugly but damn! I was born that way she made herself look that way

Let's brainstorm the rules of combat. I'm pulling for garbage can lids and claw hammers.

snooki is just the right size to be an ass wiper at the ladies room at my local pizza joint taken care of the skanky bitches from the HOUSESLUT WIVES OF NEW JERSEY

What is she going to do.. ass punch her? That's probably the only area she'd be able to reach even with her stilts on.

Heidi is a golden goddess, and one of the sweetest girls that ever walked the earth. Her brains and intellect match her great beauty. Snooki is troll like beach bunny wannabe, with the brains of an ant. She is the last person to talk trash about Heidi.

Paul's been jerking off too much again and requires another reality check. Montag has shown no proof of sanity in the past year, except for getting rid of that blond haired leach, but I would guess that's a typical temporary PR move.

Hey Paul, if we put you, Montag and Tequila in a small rowboat in the middle of the ocean, who would you throw out first?

Wow...what an about face, Paul. I thought you once consider Snooki some sort of role model to Jersey women?

Now she's a troll?

JWowww is a role model for Jersey Girls. Snooki should be a role model, but not if she is going to trash talk Heidi. She starts trash talking Heidi and she turns into a swarthy troll of a beach bunny wanna be.

I'm shocked Paul. Feeling ok?

Snooki is jealous and being catty. It does not become her exaulted status as a Jersey Girl. Jersey Girls' are supposed to maintain great decorum and have a high reputation to maintain.

from NY

And I want to punch the guinea pig in the face, just like that dude did to her in the bar. Bring it on little piggy.